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12.13.

Story Time

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I feel your pain lady. Sometimes I think Walmart has 30 lanes just to show you that it could be fast and convenient to check out but would rather make you and everyone else wait in line at the 4 lanes that are open and always seem to be manned by the slowest human beings allowed by law.

New Hampshire

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  • keith

    looks about right, a damn yankee. thinks the world revolves around them and takes no consideration for other people. and think they are superior and we should just bow and get over it.

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  • ms codpiece

    i have been to that store…and it sooooo true! i think she is meditating too. multi tasking while waiting!

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  • admiralbrown

    I’d say thinking outside the box, but really this is thinking inside the big box store.

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  • Cybr

    Amen! I don’t know how many times I’ve abandoned my cart at the checkout.

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  • broketaxpayer

    I’ve walked out of Walmart more than once when I was done shopping only to find that the wait at the register would be at least 45 min. Walmart theorizes that the longer you spend in their store, the more you’ll buy. Uh, no.

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  • picklestink

    Knowing what type of vermin inhabit Fail-Marts, would you really want to touch the floor? Can you get herpes from the floor?

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  • girlwatcher

    She is reading the instructions on how to give a blow job. She just completed strp one. Get on your knees.

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  • Jen

    When grandma forgets her walker.

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  • mike reiley

    On her knees reading the instructions must be a catholic girl learning to give a blow job

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  • kevin

    dang heifer needs to put on her big girls panties and stand in line like all other normal people. i agree walmart needs to be more customer friendly like it was when mr & mrs walton where there running the show. its like everywhere else – make more money and do it with less people and less inventory. all this aside this damn yankee needs a swift kick in the rear and tell her to grow up. or get her a chair in the nursing home with an afagan across her lap if she can’t stand in line a few minutes.

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  • AS

    Yuck. Who knows what germs lurk on a Walmart floor.

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  • Reggie

    Kneeling/sitting on the floor at Wal-Mart?
    Yikes!

    I hope that this woman burned her pants after arriving home, and that she sanitized her car seats and anything else that she came into contact with before burning those pants..

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  • PPLWATCHER

    By the time she checks out, that will be old news…

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  • MC

    For people with common sense I would politely ask her to move her cart away, problem solved.

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  • paw

    walmartians can read?!

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  • Count Flatula

    Honey, while you’re on your knees….

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  • BJB

    Happens all the time at WalMart. I never buy magazines. I just read them while waiting in line.

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  • metabolic cooking book

    Hello, I read your blogs daily. Your story-telling style is witty,
    keep it up!

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  • laverne

    I rarely shop at walmart. totally hate the environment. nasty people shopping and checking you out and all. stopped in yesterday. took about half an hour to get what I went in for and spent that much time in a checkout lane. actually there was only two people ahead of me but the checker shot the shit so long with them.

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  • Jerry

    Yes, we’ll gather at the liver,
    the beautiful, the beautiful liver;
    gather with the saints at the liver
    that flows by the frozen box of cod …..

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