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07.22.

Straight Dookie Son

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There are sooo many things that are wrong with this situation that I need to take a few steps back and just kind of compose myself.

Georgia

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Straight Dookie Son, 8.9 out of 10 based on 349 ratings 33 Comments Accidents?  //  Featured Creature  //  Funny  //  Georgia  //  Short Shorts/No Shorts/Underwear  //  Walmart Fashion
  • CaptainCrankyDeux

    The baggy pants has given to us the inevitable results of a “shart”. And this friggin dumb ass probably doesn’t even know it.

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  • fayematsuyama .

    Come on, this has to be staged? Nobody can be that oblivious and fucking stupid? And this guy looks like he takes good care of himself, so I’m going to assume that it’s BS (black shit haha).

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    • Arnie Santos

      This is Walmart people we are talking about.

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    • schmoj

      WIshful thinking on your part. That’s a full on dookie stain.

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    • FoolForTigers

      He looks like he takes good care of himself? WHAT in this photo would possibly make you think that???

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  • Popanator

    This guy needs to wah his clothes and he needs a belt because his underwear.

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  • Messican

    The swarm of flies is missing from this picture.

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  • Stefanya

    His wife may have sent him shopping for “Landing Strips” that matched her favorite pair of panties …ya know, ’cause he really wanted “Carpeting” that matched his shirt.

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  • Bang0Evil

    Wow buddy, there are less extreme ways of letting the guys know that you just like wearing your pants that way and you’re not down to get penetrated…

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  • Jen

    It’s Carter the Sharter.

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    • CaLin

      More like “Joy Boi “

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  • Canuck Guy

    ” I need to take a few steps back …” Yup, right out of the store. This is so awfully gross that it has to be real. That’s the way I see it, ‘fayemaysuyama’

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    • fayematsuyama .

      I don’t know, it looks staged and exaggerated to me. He is wearing very girly Hello Kitty panties with little pink hearts, you conveniently don’t see his face, and it seems that his pants are sagged on purpose just so that you can see the massive poopy fest that is going on down there. This guy looks like he takes good care of himself, and people who do generally have a minimum of self-respect, so it doesn’t add up to me. You would expect that from people who don’t give a shit anymore (irony right there, huehuehue). But who knows? Maybe you’re right. It is Walmart in the US after all.

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      • Emile’sGhost

        Oh fuck off. You forgot to say photoshopped as well.

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        • fayematsuyama .

          Hmmm, no? If I wanted to say “photoshopped”, I would say “photoshopped”. It’s not photoshopped, therefore I won’t say that it is photoshopped. Did I say “photoshopped” enough for your liking? Now take your own advice and kindly fuck off.

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      • FoolForTigers

        I’ll say it again – how, oh how is it so obvious that “he takes good care of himself?” Nothing in this photo indicates he takes care of himself at all. Like…nothing. He’s wearing a T-shirt and sweatpants. And girly underwear. Dunno if you’ve ever spent any time in a really poor neighborhood, but I can tell you that wearing your brother or sister’s underwear is not that big of a deal.

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        • fayematsuyama .

          No need to say it twice. I got it the first time, but I’ll answer you here. Well, to me he looks like he takes good care of himself in the sense that he obviously works out, and puts efforts into his physical appearence. It doesn’t have to do much with his clothes, although he is pretty well dressed compared to the rest of the people on this site. If you look at the pictures of other people shitting themselves on POW, they’re always kind of slobbish and just don’t care anymore. You don’t expect this kind of behaviour from someone who puts effort into looking good.

          In the first picture you can see that even the shirt is slightly pulled up on purpose just so that you can see better. And who bends like this to reach something on the bottom shelf?

          So to me, it looks staged. But hey, we can agree to disagree if you want.

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  • Bolinder

    Typical Obama Voterâ„¢

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    • schmoj

      Didin’t yer daddy vote for Obama?

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  • Cinder

    I wouldn’t buy another friggin rug at Walmart after that weirdo was standing by them! Gross!

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  • http://batman-news.com What the What

    Hes probably a homo that just got pumped up the poop shoot.

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  • NorthCack34

    “That’s doo doo, baby!” -Tyrone Biggums

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  • CaLin

    Nice Butt…but please take off the Hello Kitty panties! he is gay, cuz no Black Man in his right mind would where Hello Kitty!!! Ha.

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  • arrow2010

    Sorry but that’s a real shart.

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  • http://twitter.com/ice_picks Matthew Michalove

    This is beautiful.

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  • strech

    I need about a gallon of eye-bleach after seeing that!

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  • http://www.lemonparty.org/ F27182818

    Shit happens, you know.

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  • Sejanus

    Not so much a shit head as a shit ass…lol

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  • Voodoo

    That googly-eyed thing on the rug is overcome because of the nigger shit stench…. Call in the hazmat team…EBOLA OUTBREAK on aisle 69!

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    • keli

      asshole

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  • Astros Zambi

    Poopy pants saggin’ is all the rage today yo

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