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Surrender The Booty

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Some pirates looking for booty are gonna be in for quite the surprise when they find these black spots marked for a pirate’s death! (Shout out to Muppets Treasure Island for that bit of knowledge.)

Texas

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Surrender The Booty, 8.0 out of 10 based on 251 ratings 45 Comments Featured Creature  //  Funny  //  Short Shorts/No Shorts/Underwear  //  Texas  //  Walmart Fashion
  • The Last Universalist

    How do you forget to put on your pants [or skirt] before going out to do a little shopping?

    But I like the one on the right. I would definitely bang her.

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  • DUMBFOUNDED

    WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE?! WHAT IS GOING ON IN THE UNITED STATES?

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  • Kristen

    Ugh they make me ashamed to be from texas!

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  • Becki Y.

    HA! & the Bitch on the right only has more SHIRTS in her hands! W O W! NO SHAME!

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  • Michael

    I like the one on the left better. Nice bottom biscuits.

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  • Scott

    DAMN the one on the rights got a nice ass.

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  • ohyesiwould

    I’ll take the blonde any day!

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  • Scott

    DAMN the one on the right has a nice ass!!

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  • DoodleBug

    The one on the right needs to tuck in that tag. tt’s very distracting.

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  • Megan

    Cannot say anything more than, SERIOUSLY people??

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  • Lacy Varner

    why is she buying a shirt, when she clearly needs some pants?

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  • rnjane

    Since when is it legal to shop in your (skimpy ) underwear?
    BTW boys.. we don’t really want to know which one you would “bang”. There are plenty of other sites for you to offer that opinion.

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  • tada!

    …dat ass…

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  • Slop Jar Magoo

    That’s booty that needs to get buried.

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  • CrabShaman

    In what is a rarity for PoWM, this is a win-win situation. Oh, how I love the Great State of Texas.

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  • Me

    I’d friggin ruin BOTH of those.. BOOM. I’d be a squirrel… bustin all kindzz a nutz!

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  • julie

    I just don’t understand!

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  • Bob

    @ Scott, You have GOT TO BE JOKING???!!!!

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  • Smeghead

    This is pretty tame by POWM standards.

    Usually it’s time to gouge my eyes out with a rusty spoon. In this case, all I need is some bleach in them.

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  • Mr Yuck Face

    the one on the right is a swim suit… fkn people get offended WAY too easily. Nothing wrong with going to Wal Mart in swim wear. It’s not a restraunt… it’s frickin Wal Mart smdh

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