My wife and I took one of our kids to Super Wally World on Black Friday for the big sales. I told her that I had to go to the little girls room and I would be right back. Naturally, I don’t trust the seats at Walmart especially after seeing your site and how nasty these primates are. So, I put some tissue down and did my business.
After I was done, I walked back to electronics to meet my wife and kid. I found her and she was laughing her ass off, so was my kid. I asked what the hell was going on and she told me to look behind me.
Apparently I had what looked like a 5 foot piece of toilet paper that had gotten “stuck” to my clothes, (coming from inside my pants) and hung down past my feet.
I walked all the way from the front of the store, to the rear with this damn thing hanging there and not one person said anything about it.
I ripped it off, threw it down next to the wife as she was laughing so hard that she was crying, then bolted to the next aisle.
I am really suprised that I did not end up on your webpage, would have been an instant classic.