T.P.

My wife and I took one of our kids to Super Wally World on Black Friday for the big sales. I told her that I had to go to the little girls room and I would be right back. Naturally, I don’t trust the seats at Walmart especially after seeing your site and how nasty these primates are. So, I put some tissue down and did my business.

After I was done, I walked back to electronics to meet my wife and kid. I found her and she was laughing her ass off, so was my kid. I asked what the hell was going on and she told me to look behind me.

Apparently I had what looked like a 5 foot piece of toilet paper that had gotten “stuck” to my clothes, (coming from inside my pants) and hung down past my feet.

I walked all the way from the front of the store, to the rear with this damn thing hanging there and not one person said anything about it.

I ripped it off, threw it down next to the wife as she was laughing so hard that she was crying, then bolted to the next aisle.

I am really suprised that I did not end up on your webpage, would have been an instant classic.

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People of Walmart is a humor blog that depicts the many customers of Walmart stores across the United States and Canada. Through funny photos and videos, People of Walmart is an entertainment blog in the Three Ring Blogs network that features over 30 of the funniest humor blogs on the internet. Walmart is the largest retail store in the United States and has millions of people visit stores each day wearing anything but proper attire. Hello Flippa.

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