Tackle The Gazelle
Today we see the bachelor out stalking his prey. He wanders over to the local Walmart, a popular feeding spot for the female. It doesn’t take long for the bachelor to spot one away from the pack. His instincts tell him this will be an easy feast today as it’s 8 am and she has a thong and a tall boy Heineken; clearly the weakest of the heard and easiest to bed.