Thank God they didn’t ask me to get that kid out. I would have gotten him to the open square but he would have just slipped out of the claw when i stopped it, hit the edge, and then stayed inside pinned up between some useless toy and the glass where i couldn’t get a grip on him again.
He is like a parachute slowing down that drag-racer!! Seriously, pick the kid up or buy him the candy bar he wants. I’m not sure what point you are trying to make by dragging him across the floor of a Walmart.
If you’re wondering what gut-buster used to act like when he was a kid, simply sneak a peak at the little rascal in his camo hat clearly abiding by all of the complex safety regulations of the shopping cart.
Let’s, for argument sake, say that I will concede that it’s okay to have your kid on a leash (which it isn’t). Don’t you think it’s time to take the kid off the leash when he starts smoking cigars? Seriously, that kid is like 6’2″ and that monkey is cutting off his circulation! You can’t lose him if he is bringing the car around for you!