While I appreciate the patriotism, I think even Uncle Sam might ask you to tone it down….But you won’t have to, ’cause that’s your right in America! Viscous cycle of freedom.
The chains seems unnecessary. I doubt anyone is going to try to break in….although maybe they’re there to keep something/one in?!?!
Yeah and chances are good you f*** that job up too. Tell your parents thanks for nothing.
Even with the high gas prices, I’m sure that you could find someone to grab a hatchet and chop off that mullet for you for free.