There are over 620,000 words in the English language and yet somehow none of them do this ANY justice.
FYI: Real women don’t take hair styling techniques from old Billy Ray Cyrus album covers.
Ahhh yes, the rare asexual female rat tail. Although rare, unfortunately they are not yet extinct.
Now kids, much like how you can determine a tree’s age by its rings, you can also judge the level of “party” in a person by the length of the mullet. Write that down.