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That Booty

Meet Aaron Morris.

The 18-year-old Floridian is sitting in a Broward County jail cell due to poor impulse control.

Specifically, Morris is accused of groping a woman’s buttocks outside a dressing room at a Walmart in North Lauderdale. The teenager, pictured in the mug shot, was arrested shortly after the incident Thursday evening.

During questioning by law enforcement, Morris copped to grabbing the victim’s rear end and provided an explanation, of sorts, for his behavior, according to a sheriff’s report.

“Her booty looked so good,” he noted, “I just couldn’t resist touching it.”

Locked up in lieu of $1,000 bail, Morris has been charged with touch or strike/battery, a misdemeanor.

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