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That Escalated Quickly

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Look like she actually got a partridge in a pear tree for Christmas. But on a more important note, how the hell did I not know a double-decker Walmart existed in this country? I see those escalators and I need to know if those are indeed a stairway to heaven or if Walmart really does sell everything and it’s just an escalator for sale.

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That Escalated Quickly, 8.0 out of 10 based on 235 ratings 57 Comments California  //  Featured Creature  //  Funny  //  Walmart Fashion
  • Vicky

    Ha!! We have one in Albany, NY. I never knew two story Walmarts existed til I moved here. LOL!

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  • Bryan

    Liz Taylor lives!!! O_O

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  • Chel Knight

    That’s not a woman! That is a man!!! Definitely a Drag! lol

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  • matt

    I think that’s a man under all that gorgeous.. and we have escalated walmarts here in NY.. shit needs space. All walmarts can’t be in their own 80,000 sqr foot building surrounded by nothing in the middle of nowhere. Not everywhere is Nebraska.

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  • Jenni

    There is a two story walmart in Mississauga, Ontario Canada. It has escalators for shopping carts, first time I have ever seen those.

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  • Sean

    I know of one in Albany NY area. The escalators are big enough for the carts as well as people

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  • elvis costanza

    That’s a dude…..

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  • Kim

    The escalator in the Salt Lake City Walmart takes you to the upper level of the parking garage. Still a single level of Walmart but with two levels of parking.

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  • Scott R

    Did Liz Taylor and Elvira bear a child?

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  • Kim

    Is this real? Where did the low prices sign behind her go in pic #2? She is in the same line standing behind the lady in the black shirt…but the angle is changed…and the sign is gone. Maybe the bird is fake, too. Not that it matters. The entire outfit is like something out of a cheesy soap opera

    And some Walmarts have escalators.

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  • Chris

    Albany NY has a 2 story Walmart. They renevated a regular Walmart to a super center.

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  • Shirl

    Trafford Park , Manchester, UK has a two storey Walmart.

    They try to pass it off as Asda, a supermarket chain that Walmart bought out some 12 years ago, but apart from the customers being slighly tamer and English, it’s a Wallyworld through and through, complete with Walmart management style, ethos and even some Walmart logos and signage around.

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  • becca

    We have an escalator here in Ut, but ours is just for the parking its double decker

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  • KEVIN

    I think this creature is one scoop of ice cream short of a milkshake. But I could so take the woman in black home with me. She has got a nice winter warmer on her.

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  • Flamingo

    We used to have a double decker Sears, and believe it or not, the stuff wasn’t expensive, then they built a new one with cheaper stuff and higher prices!

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  • Bill

    @Kim, Did you even read your question before asking it rofl ?, The first picture is taken from IN FRONT OF HER, The 2nd picture is from BEHIND HER, or course the sign would not be in the second picture… Sigh is ignorance really bliss ?

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  • lil

    It might be the one in Sacramento, CA.

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  • Edge

    I think it is a guy in drag, too. But this person is very weird regardless of gender.

    The new Walmart in Victoria, Canada has an escalator to the second floor.

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  • mike oxfat

    its not a man. it really is a woman, i guess. on a similar note, does anyone know why there are so many single jewish women in the world? hey it aint easy finding Dr. Right, you know! but seriously, im not racist, i hate everyone equally :) being against a religion that outlaws bacon and calls you filthy for mixing food together on your plate has nothing to do with being anti-semitic anyway. I wonder if they realize it all mixes together in your stomach anyway? how unclean is that i wonder ? i bet she gets all gussied up and parades around walmart like this just to get the ego boost of being one of the chosen few among the unwashed masses of wal-martians. no contest, there sister, no contest. willy the pimp or “captain hook on a bender” has better taste in my book anyday, and thats saying ALOT!

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  • Tina

    We have a 2-story Walmart here in Sacramento. Walmart took over an abandoned Montgomery Wards building. One escalator for the people; one for the carts.

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