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That Funky Monkey

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Wow another damn monkey just chillin’ in Walmart like that’s the cool thing to do these days. Since nobody listens to me I’ve decided to allow one exception to my “no monkeys in Walmart” rule. – If you have a monkey, you better also have a boombox (80′s style only) blasting Beastie Boys’ Brass Monkey. If not, you can get the hell out.

Idaho

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That Funky Monkey, 7.5 out of 10 based on 125 ratings 17 Comments Animals  //  Featured Creature  //  Funny  //  Idaho  //  Random
  • Netjnke

    Looks like he/she is getting a mouth full

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  • Slop Jar Magoo

    LOL……I’m sure he’ll be spanking his monkey when he finds an empty asile.

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  • Ypers

    I really despise fucking monkey’s……. If they went extinct I wouldn’t shed a tear.

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  • bubba

    I guess sticking the leash up your azz is the cool thing to do.

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  • Northerngirl

    At least it has a diaper on!

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  • Jay

    Service animals regardless of species are allowed in Wal-mart, even without documentation.

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  • darren

    That monkey is cleaner and surely more well dressed than 90% of other Wal-monsters.

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  • Joey BadaBing

    Darren THAT’s a big 10-4 :-)

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  • mordred

    @slop: lol that was dirty.

    now i want a pet monkey! maybe a spider monkey.

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  • Netjnke

    It might be a service animal … But it looks like the animal is the one being serviced.

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  • girlwatcher

    @ BUBBA – I hope that leash is wrapped around his balls when that little monkey goes “ape shit” on him. :D

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  • Jen

    A man and his monkey….

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  • Mellie

    Talk about having a monkey on your back. xD

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  • jules

    Do your homework people. You aren’t allowed to take monkeys in wm. IF it’s a service animal, then it’s an “emotional support animal” and the rules are different. They just want attention, plain and simple.

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  • Savannah

    AWWW! :D

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  • LP

    I know this person. That monkey is a service animal in training, and is very friendly.

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  • Punny

    but it’s Idaho.

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