That Funky Monkey
Wow another damn monkey just chillin’ in Walmart like that’s the cool thing to do these days. Since nobody listens to me I’ve decided to allow one exception to my “no monkeys in Walmart” rule. – If you have a monkey, you better also have a boombox (80’s style only) blasting Beastie Boys’ Brass Monkey. If not, you can get the hell out.