The American Hitman

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I hope everyone had as much of a freaking American kick-ass weekend as this guy who might be Bret “the Hitman” Hart with an extra 70 pounds and 15 years on him.

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The American Hitman, 7.4 out of 10 based on 111 ratings
  • off the reservation

    Hey dude, your shirt doesn’t fit. Go back to the trailer park and get another one.

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    • John Mortensen

      Maybe they don’t make ‘Zubaz’ in XXXXXXL. . . ..

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  • Zarolha

    Popanator” He was hungry and went to McDonalds. Now he is happy but fat and on his way to Lake Michigan.” This reminded me of that.

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    • John Mortensen

      And if he dives into Lake Michigan, we’ll be down to four Great Lakes. . . .

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  • Popanator

    He says I need some money and i do not have any! he is looking for his Mom. He is at mcDonalds!

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    • CaptainCrankyDeux

      Like you, he lives in his parents basement.

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      • John Mortensen

        If the Star Spangled Fatass is still living in his parents’ basement, they must be, like, 1,000,000 years old. . . . .

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  • DOJORODA

    Ron Jeremy called, he wants his outfit back.

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    • broketaxpayer

      I saw Ron Jeremy on “Hoarding: Buried Alive”!!! He was on the show to help his friend.

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  • Alan Jackson

    You don’t want a roundhouse kick to the face when he’s wearing those bad boys!

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  • CaptainCrankyDeux

    There are too many fucked up things wrong with this picture to list.

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  • DRAKE MALLARD

    is that Jerry Sags

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  • John Mortensen

    The Star-Spangled Fatass gets around. Two weeks ago he was in New Jersey. . . . .

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  • SirFallsALot

    Bret Hart is a Canadian…..

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  • broketaxpayer

    How “kick-ass” can you be with you gut hanging out from under your shirt?

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  • David Mills

    Starla is waiting…

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