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08.28.

The Blue Belt

When someone sent this into us they titled it “Walmart Ninja”. Now it took me a while, but if you keep a sharp eye and commit yourself to looking you’ll see the ninja. He is pretty damn good.

Ohio

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The Blue Belt, 5.0 out of 10 based on 315 ratings 31 Comments Featured Creature  //  Funny  //  Ohio  //  Walmart Fashion
  • Mark40930

    Samurai Jack is really letting himself go…

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  • Momster

    Whatever you do, don’t piss off the Walmart greeter in Ohio. He means business!

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  • dijital101

    ffs, you could at least give us a hint. Now I’m gonna be staring at this all day.

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  • MasterBaiter

    It seems only fitting that the one time you see a fat ninja its in a walmart.

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  • Susan13JP

    It is hard to be a ninja with change in your pockets.

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  • tj pane

    WTF ! Now I really have seen everything at PoWM. But this dude is not a ninja. That’s a karate outfit he’s got on and he’s holding a samurai sword. Weird. Is it even legal to walk around like that?

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  • alita

    Why so pissy, panda bear?

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  • Jen

    The Wal-mart Samurai – slicing prices in half.

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  • Bolts

    Isee him, I see him!!! Look closely and you’ll see his red and white shoes. (HINT) They are on the floor!

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  • signguy

    New approach for dealing with customers wanting to return items for a refund…

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  • CamdensGramps

    Snatch the pebble from my hand weed hopper………….

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  • Mumashik

    FINALLY Wal-Mart is getting serious about people with their butt-cracks showing – way to go Wal-Mart!!!!!

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  • whitecoon

    what a douche. too much T V

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  • MM

    I know him. That’s Obie Wan the pussy licker.

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  • Cybr

    Maybe he’s about to commit “hari-kari” as a floor show.

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  • Joey BadaBing

    John Belushi would have been proud….

    SAMURAI WALMART GREETER !!!!!

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  • T.Mo

    Halloween is 2 months away…

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  • George

    Walmart Ninja…..gotta get those price rollbacks done….when you can take the low prices from my hand you will be done, weed whacker…

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  • Cableguy1000

    I see the ninja, he’s hiding behind the fat guy.

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  • Fly on the Wall

    As someone who used to work at Walmart, I know the customer service would love to have him by their side or at least access to the sword. You would be amazed the beaten, used-up crap people try to return.

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