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08.20.

The Bomb Threat

“While the police search for anything suspicious…” Ummmmm I guess they suck at their job because the first place I’d look is in the Hello Kitty lunchbox being carried by a grown man with a sweet ponytail that screams “My mom’s basement gets cold at night so I wrap myself in dead cats.”

Illinois

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  • Jen

    A shart-bomb practice drill.

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  • texairhead

    If he carried the bomb out with him in the hello kitty lunchbox, the police are no longer worried about it. It could go home with him, but it isn’t blowing up the store right now. Bad logic? Maybe.

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  • Allison

    So all of these people look like they are about 50 feet from the building…I’m no bomb expert but you’d think they’d want to be further away than they actually are…and it looks like someone just abandoned that poor old lady in the wheelchair

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  • Stef

    And the unfunny caption lands with a resounding thud.

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  • Candy

    My hubby was on his way there when this happened. We live across the street from one of the ones with a bomb threat. People are just plain idiots.

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  • swasz

    the guy with the lunch box is being looked at by a girl to the left. probably thinking he is a little funny maybe?lol. and yeah, where is the old ladies driver at?lol.

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  • Bolts

    Probably not a bomb in the hello kitty he didnt lunchbox, probably his weed stash and didnt want the cops to look in it. He knew theyd find it strange.

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  • laffinfeline

    OMG!!! Either thats a dopple ganger or that’s my ex-husband…..didnt think he was into Hello Kitty though!

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  • CSA

    In re: to Allison…
    That’s the door greeter!

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  • Phendraana

    Oh, this brings back memories. I got my first job at Walmart when I was 18. I started 2 or 3 weeks before the store opened, stocking shelves & just learning how the store ran, and on opening night I was cashiering and someone called in a bomb threat. We had to literally drop what we were doing(a CSM ran up to me, yanked a gallon of milk out of my hand before I could scan it, and dragged me toward the door) & run outside. The entire building was evacuated, and I had to call my dad for a ride home cause my car was parked JUST outside the edge of the ‘safe zone’ and the cops wouldn’t let me get anywhere near it. I was so pissed. I was even more pissed when I found out that the person who called in the bomb threat was my ex-boyfriend. Yep, I can sure pick ‘em.

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  • Sheryl

    The employees don’t know how lucky they are. When I worked in a hospital, the emergency plan said that in the event of a bomb threat, WE were supposed to check closets, garbage cans and packages ourselves.

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  • Emily

    To all the people commenting on how close everyone still is to the store: Do you have ANY idea how much of a pain in the ass it is to get customers to evacuate the store at all let alone to a truly safe distance? Our fire alarm goes off unexpectedly (at Home Depot where there are a LOT more volatile substances tham most stores) and it’s like pulling teeth to get people to actually leave the store. I swear the next time a customer gives me a problem about it, I’m going to say “You go ahead and risk dying by staying in here. I’m going outside.”

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  • Long time Cashier

    But haveing them test the alarm and NOT tell the staff it is going to happen is almost as bad. Particularly when you are working the register right next to it.

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  • Jules

    To the ones commenting on distance… the angle is a little deceptive… they are technically across a street from the building…. How do I know… That is my local Walmart :-/

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  • WHATEVS!!

    I just wanted to inform everyone that number one… the person that is carrying the Hello Kitty lunch box is actually a stockman at Wal-mart and he is carrying the lunch box for one of the girl that are standing there… the girl was trying to do something so he was holding it for her. Number 2 the woman in the wheel chair is actually a door greeter at Wal-mart and she is in the wheel chair because she can barely walk and her life is revolved around helping people that come into the store. No one abandoned her… she was sitting in the chair by herself because fellow associate was trying to locate a coat for her because she was cold. The girl staring at the person holding the lunch box was laughing at him because he was holding the lunch box for the girl and the paper took a picture. as the person before me stated the associates were a far distance away from the building.. they were actually standing across the street and it looks as though they were close to the building. One of my friends are in the picture and I was scared for their life when I heard about the bomb threat. Instead of making fun of people maybe you people should be happy for their safety! Thank you!!!!!!!!!!

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  • LULZ

    I LOVE BEV!

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  • keepitreal

    @whatevs!!! Sure its nice to stick up for people. But why make stuff up. Yes he has a hello kitty lunchbox. And he doesnt care what anyone else thinks about it. He’s a nice guy. And where did you come up with the whole coat thing. You can clearly see she has a jacket on. And for those who thought she was abandoned. A couple of associates made sure she got out of the building. If she was abandoned she would have still been in there.

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  • nurse ratchet

    I SEE THE LOOK IN THAT HOES EYES…SHE IS LIKE ..DAMN BABY YOU WANT TO TAKE ME HOME TONIGHT AND WE CAN DINE FROM YOUR LUNCH PAIL??? COME ON NOW THEY ALL WORK AT WALMART…THATS CAUSE FOR THEM TO ALL BE QUALIFIED TO BE GREETERS!

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  • jenessa

    lmao this is the walmart in my hometown lol i worked there like 2 months after this and i saw that dude everywhere but he never had the lunch box lol love this

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  • Taryn

    Omg I love this and that comment under the pic is sooo funny I love people of walmart

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