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10.04.

The Dragon Car

Wait Wait Wait. I don’t care how cool you think your car is, you don’t get to give it two names. It’s either the Dragon Car or the Swag Mobile. Since it’s obvious you can’t make up your mind I’m leaving it up to our fans to make that decision for you. Unfortunately for you, you have now opened yourself up to new names as well. Be decisive next time.

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The Dragon Car, 5.6 out of 10 based on 274 ratings 76 Comments Featured Creature  //  Funny  //  Minnesota  //  Vehicles
  • Shane D

    Actually I think it says Smaug Mobile – not Swag.

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  • LOTR FTW

    SMAUG! as in the dragon from Lord of the Rings

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  • Helen

    It says ‘Smaug Mobile’ not Swab Mobile, Smaug is the dragon in the Hobbit book :)

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  • Tom Key

    It’s not “Swag Mobile”. It’s “Smaug Mobile”. Smaug, for the uninitiated, is the name of the dragon in “The Hobbit”.

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  • steve

    That doesn’t say swag…it’s Smaug, the dragon in the Hobbit

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  • bonnieblue

    DUDE!!! Major fail on the part of POWM!

    First, that front bumper does NOT say “SWAG MOBILE.” It says “SMAUG MOBILE.”

    SMAUG was one of the last of the dragons of middle earth. He figured prominently in Tolkien’s “The Hobbit.” He was a bad-ass dragon.

    SWAG? Hoo-boy.

    And the two names are fine, because the front one (SMAUG MOBILE) is the car’s name. The back one (THE DRAGON CAR) is just a qualifier. Smaug is a dragon, and the car is about Smaug, so it’s a dragon car.

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  • tobymarx

    I believe that’s “Smaug Moblie,” as in Smaug the dragon.

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  • Kim Davis

    Dude – it’s SMAUG, not SWAG. Smaug *is* a dragon (see The Hobbit). However – this does not excuse this car. It’s a travesty and I say, KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!

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  • poopmcgee

    While this car is in no way cool, it’s theme makes sense. It’s not Swag Mobile, but Smaug Mobile. Smaug is a dragon from The Hobbit, and the shit glued all over it is his treasure. Pretty ridiculous none the less, good catch.

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  • Mark

    “Swag mobile”? Really? It’s quite clearly “Smaug Mobile”. “Smaug” being the name of the dragon from The Hobbit. Serious loss of geek cred here for PoW.

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  • Shelly

    It’s not “Swag”, It’s “Smaug”. As in the dragon from The Hobbit.

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  • drm

    Swag Mobile? Tsk Tsk POWM. Where is your knowledge of Tolkien lore? I mean, isn’t everyone supposed to be a nerd these days? It clearly says, “Smaug Mobile”. ;]

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  • KBear

    It says Smaug, NOT Swag. As in the dragon from The Hobbit.

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  • ShelBel

    That’s not “Swag”, that’s “Smaug”, as in the dragon from “The Hobbit”.

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  • JRadimus

    Blogger Fail!
    The front bumper says “Smaug Mobile”, not “Swag Mobile”. ‘Smaug’ is the name of a dragon with a massive treasure trove in the J.R.R. Tolkein novel “The Hobbit”. So, “Smaug Mobile” and “The Dragon Car” are kind of the same name. It’s like translating from Nerd to English.

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  • Becca

    It says “Smaug” not “Swag”
    Smaug was the dragon from The Hobbit…
    which would make it a dragon car.
    It’s still batshit crazy… But your criticism is not entirely accurate.

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  • signguy

    What it must be like to know that you finally have arrived…

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  • Steve

    That doesn’t say swag… it says Smaug, the name of the dragon in The Hobbit.

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  • Misfit Mary

    It doesn’t say Swag Mobile, it says Smaug Mobile… as in the dragon’s name from The Hobbit. Maybe it’s name is Smaug Mobile The Dragon Car? Whatever it is… it’s tacky!

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  • MADMAX

    Smaug is the name of the Dragon in the hobbit so it really is the dragon mobile, just hording its gold, and an ugly ass car.

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