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The Neck Beard

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Holy balls of fire! You are the rooster king!!! Oh my dear sweet drooling, poopin’, crying baby Jesus that is one of the most bizarre things I’ve ever seen. I’m more in awe and impressed than I am angry you go out in public like this. Wow! Is that a neck beard or overgrown chest hair…you know what, I don’t even care. Either way I will follow you into the depths of hell.

Missouri

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The Neck Beard, 9.5 out of 10 based on 1170 ratings 57 Comments Featured Creature  //  Funny  //  Missouri  //  Walmart Fashion
  • Bob the LumberJack

    Creepy!

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  • Racheal

    Looks like Who fur lmao

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  • Rikki

    Call Horton we have an escaped Who.

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  • Sheila

    A natural neck warmer. Nice.

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  • Stingy Tamale

    He looks like a real life WHO from a Dr. Suess book

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  • bob

    COCK A DOODLE DOOO!!!!

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  • Everyone EVER!!!

    GROSSEST THING EVER DUDE!!! GO GET A FREAKING TRIM!!!

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  • Erica

    He looks like Sam the Eagle from the Muppets!

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  • Me

    A cross between Sam the Muppet eagle & the grinch!!!! lol get him a waxing gift certificate!!!

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  • Sarah

    WTF??? He looks like a freakin muppet or fraggle!

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  • Jeff M.

    WoW. Jim Gaffigan has really let himself go……..

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  • Watertender

    Whoville is missing a citizen!

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  • Slop Jar Magoo

    Looks like an upside down dandelion taking a shit………..

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  • oilyegg

    omg.

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  • Vicki

    gross!! of COURSE this person lives in Missouri. JUST ONE more reason I stay FAR away from Missouri.. thank you for scaring me into staying in California.. lol
    doesn’t Kermet the Frog sport something similar (not in fur, mind you)..
    Hey, DUDE!! Miss Piggy is looking for YOU!! teehee

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  • snap n mcgarrett

    When he braids it, he has a permanent knit scarf.

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  • Clodia

    He reminds me of the Chicken Lady from “The Kids in the Hall.”

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  • mike reiley

    shock absorber for a dick licker ?

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  • Dee

    Looks like an Austin Powers villain

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  • bonnieblue

    Definitely, Sam the Eagle look-alike gets my vote.

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