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The Pickup Artist

Alright people, we haven’t given anything away for a while so let’s change that. Funniest pickup line wins either a copy of our new book or calendar, your choice. GOOOOOOOO!

Ohio & Washington

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The Pickup Artist, 7.3 out of 10 based on 155 ratings 96 Comments Featured Creature  //  Funny  //  Ohio  //  Walmart Fashion  //  Washington
  • Kevin

    I hear bad girls like bad boys, come on over here and visit the Big Bad Wolf. (Awooooooooooooooooooooo..)

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  • Eric

    FETCH!

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  • Cybr

    “All the better to eat you with”.

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  • Rincewind

    “Baby, you must have committed a crime because you’ve got such a fine tail.”

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  • Bdubs

    I’ve got a bone to pick with you… In my pants.

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  • Bucksblossom

    “Big Bad Wolf you say? I’m Foxy Roxy Twinkle Toes, Nice to meet you!”

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  • tj pane

    The only place to chase tail !

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  • John

    I want a piece your tail!

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  • SCAScot

    “Your kennel or mine?”

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  • Mackenzie Miner

    I know that you’re not a dog, but I would scooby dooby doo you all night ;)

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  • brad

    Talk about puppy love, Grrrrr

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  • Mary C.

    I’m a wolf with a boner and ohh look, gonna go get me some tail!

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  • Alan Mizell

    “If i said you had a beautiful tail would you hold my wood?”

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  • Gayle Risher

    That tail is all MINE!

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  • Papalaz

    is that trying to get in or out?

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  • jonathan mayeux

    Hey baby wanna lick butts?

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  • rebecca

    Meanwhile at Walmart,mating season has began…

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  • Phil Roberts

    Foxes: they’re full of fiber.

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  • MackaB

    Hey Skunky Lady, you sure are a fine piece of tail. They call me the Big Bad ‘Getting Older’ Wolf.

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  • MaryJane86

    I’d like to bury my bone in your foxhole

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