Okay stop looking for something gross, you won’t find it. Well, self-cut jorts aren’t really the in thing right now but that’s not the point of this post. The point of this is for me to get something off my chest. If you have 5,000 items in your cart, I better not see you in self-checkout. It takes 42 minutes to get through 5 items on those damn things and you put half the store in your cart! Lines take forever in that place and every one of them is always full so when I run in to get 1 item and I see your buggy stocked for Armageddon, I about lose my shit. Knock it off people!