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06.25.

The Self Checkout

Okay stop looking for something gross, you won’t find it. Well, self-cut jorts aren’t really the in thing right now but that’s not the point of this post. The point of this is for me to get something off my chest. If you have 5,000 items in your cart, I better not see you in self-checkout. It takes 42 minutes to get through 5 items on those damn things and you put half the store in your cart! Lines take forever in that place and every one of them is always full so when I run in to get 1 item and I see your buggy stocked for Armageddon, I about lose my shit. Knock it off people!

Ohio

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  • Scott

    This is so true! I am glad I am not the only who thinks the same way.
    When I shop at Walmart it is for 1-3 items in my hands so those self checkouts are ideal for me.
    Not this idiot

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  • shello

    this is what happens when people have this i can do whatev mentality an loose all sense of common courtesy

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  • Michael, Springfield VA

    She’s going to operate the checkout register and her home VCR is still blinking midnight. Good luck with that. See you in about a week when you get done.

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  • Jamie

    Drives me even crazier when some nut job does this in the express line. You know you don’t have 20 items or less so stop this madness.

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  • Kyle

    Bet she is paying for it with EBT!!

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  • maria wilson

    you don’t know her story maybe she has a big family…or maybe she is having a party…

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  • Jodi

    It annoys me for sure, but then I realized that most of these things do not have an item limit. We usually have 6 self check outs so I just wait for one of the others to free up. Now if they had an item limit on them I’d be pissed to see someone come through with a giant cart full.

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  • laurie

    But Wal-Mart seldom has full service check outs open–at least not the ones that you could get in line with a cartful of things and make it out of the store on the same day you went in! They have 30 full serve checkout lanes-and only 2 open at any given time!

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  • Gabi

    I went into Walmart and every line was full and all I had was an umbrella. We dont have have self checkouts where im at and no one is nice enough to let me go first

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  • hal

    Wonder how many of this idiots end up not paying for everything in that cart-ageddon

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  • Virginia

    I totally agree. They should not let people like this go through the self checkout. You have to bag everything on the counter. How in the world would you do this with this much stuff??

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  • Stephen

    Whats worse, is when your behind one of these idiots and they are trying to find a bar code on a tomato or an orange to scan it. If you don’t under stand the technology behind a self checkout then use one with a person.

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  • Pagan

    We don’t have self-checkouts any more. They were stupidly put right at the exit doors and there were too many walkouts.

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  • Jenn

    I will say, I use self check out on my normal shopping trips because the IDIOT cashiers (unless you get someone OVER the age of 21) do not know how to bag groceries, whether it be in plastic or paper.

    After so long of telling these people to “bag my groceries like YOU would want your groceries bagged” and I end up with bread UNDER frozen foods.. I’m going to use the self check out.. I always look around me though, if someone has a handful of stuff, I try to be considerate and let others ahead if I know I’m going to take a little longer.

    Sometimes.. it’s not just the customers that are “People of Walmart”. The employees aren’t that bright either. LOL!

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  • Tanya

    Most people who do this are trying o get away with something.

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  • Jenn

    I disagree. If you know what you are doing at the self checkout it can go really fast. Also, some people live an hour away from the nearest walmart so they do their entire months shopping in one night. Plus, we don’t know the circumstances of this photo either. It could be that all the other chashier lines were full of people to the point customers were lined up into the clothing areas and maybe the self checkout was shorter so she decided not to make people wait on her in the cashier lines. I’ve seen that happen. I really don’t think this is “People of Walmart” material. This is a place to share experiences of people who have no clue, not to vent your pet peeves. In this instance she might have known what she was doing and tried to help than do harm. This is a pathetic waste of a photo for this site, and I always love the photos on this site. This is the first time I didn’t.

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  • Konstantine

    the self checkout lanes should say 10 items or less

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  • Mandie

    We don’t even have self checkout anymore, thank goodness. Think they were losing too much right out the doors

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  • susan smoaks

    probably trying to steal

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  • Jenna

    Self Checkouts should have an item limit. They have a cashier thereto help when a problem happens, so they can sit and SEE if there is more than say 5 to 10 items.

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