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04.23.

The Squirrel Master

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You guys gotta get me out of here! There’s this guy Nasty Nate who wants my cocktail fruit, and everyone here likes fresh fish! Then the Squirrel Master came out of left field and told me I’m his bitch!

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The Squirrel Master, 6.5 out of 10 based on 223 ratings 27 Comments Animals  //  Featured Creature  //  Funny  //  Random
  • MrClean4000

    no class. now is this even allowed!?

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  • jeffm209

    I hope he knows what Strict Liability is.

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  • Joey BadaBing

    That must be the :New” seeing eye squirrel

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  • oneijack

    Nuttier than squirrel turds.

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  • I WAS REJECTED BY LYNN S OF STATEN ISLAND

    Lynn S of Staten Island is nuts

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  • mike reiley

    Hey asshole I think we have enough fleas and lice in here already without your stinking rodent.

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  • Megan

    Awww, I’m sorry, but that squirrel is cute. Who knows, maybe the guy walked in the store without even knowing he had the critter attached to him X-D

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  • jag

    Why is it okay to bring rodents into the store with you, but if the health dept. finds them inside the store or around the dumpster, you get a fail on the inspection and have about 7 days to rectify the problem and have a re-inspection.

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  • Hypno Toad

    Hey where did we go – my brown eyed squirrel.

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  • luchi

    I know from experience those things turn vicious overnight when they mature to the point they know they aren’t supposed to be pets. Good luck buddy..lol

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  • jewelryjunkie

    This is nice. He probably saved this squirrel from a tiny baby.:)

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  • Judannc

    Even if this guy brought the squirrel in to W.Mart just for attention, it doesnt matter. I love to see people who care about their pets. Sure beats the jack@zz’s who actually aim at animals that are trying to cross the road.

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  • Jen

    The squirrel scene in “Christmas Vacation.”

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  • Harry Paratestes

    Service squirrel alerts him to when he is about to masturbate at Walmart.

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  • paw

    nice to see a guy being kind to animals for a change

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  • I WAS REJECTED BY LYNN S OF STATEN ISLAND

    Lynn S of Staten Island would be married to me or face spinsterhood back in the good days when women knew their place.

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  • Joey BadaBing

    That is one HUGE head Lice

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  • Bug Soup

    LOL Hypno Toad and Harry P.

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  • Joey BadaBing

    Sushi Roadkill

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  • James

    Too bad Walmart’s manager’s could not kick him out. Too bad the threat of ADA litigation causes trash like this to ride into Walmart.

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