The other day, I went to Walmart with my mom and my brother. I was walking down the shampoo aisle only to see an overweight redneck with the entire package. Overweight, missing teeth, riding a power chair, even wearing a wolf-howling-at-the-moon shirt. The best part was I saw her applying some deodorant. Apparently she didnt like it, and put it back on the shelf. NEVER buy deodorant from Walmart. Ever.