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08.02.

The Trekkie

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Star Trek Creeper: because why limit spine tingling creepiness to this universe alone?…Seriously though, that dude definitely looks like he is gonna inappropriately sneak-lick some alien genitalia.

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The Trekkie, 7.6 out of 10 based on 162 ratings 28 Comments Featured Creature  //  Funny  //  Walmart Fashion
  • emma

    Watch out lady, it’s Pon Farr!

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  • Joey BadaBing

    Yes mom…..

    I got the stuff on your list,,,

    and I promise to move out of your basement soon………

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  • LUVPLUMPTRAMPS

    Looks like he already has an alien in his sights

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  • Northerngirl

    I think he’s looking for Jabba the Slut.

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  • PPLWATCHER

    The “entertainment planet” for the crew of the Starship Bargainhunter…

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  • darren

    Set phazers on studly ……pardon me large Wal creature-maam would you like to be my space wench?

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  • Kelly

    He might have been on his way to see the Star Trek movie too…who knows? Maybe Comic-con was in the area…at least he wears it well…he’s not some 400 lb oaf pretending he’s Captain James T. Kirk!

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  • nano

    That has to be an old pic since they don’t sell that coconut soda anymore. If they still are are, I’m really pissed since it’s not around here.

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  • george johnson

    One is the loneliest numeric….

    I used to like ST until I realized it was just a lib fest show. It’s their utopia. No fat people waddling down the hallway. Nobody ever needs money or objects. Everybody is smart and has a good job, nobody drives a “honey dipper” truck…. nobody smokes or drinks alcohol.
    It’s freaking liberal utopia!

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  • Jen

    Beam him up, Scotty, and don’t let him return.

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  • David

    This isn’t too bad. Comic-Con in the area (as has already been suggested).

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  • Lina

    He should think about turning Klingon; he’s got the forehead space and hair for it.

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  • Reluctant Walmart Shopper

    Kelly, That would be a fraud, since we know Shattner is up to 500 lb by now! :-)

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  • Cybr

    OK. I’m pretty sure the real Star Trek uniforms DID NOT have a belt.

    I wonder what the cashier said when he informed her he doesn’t have any money because money doesn’t exist in the 24th century.

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  • RD

    I’d just love to support a person who is a Trekker. But I figure if you’re going to go so far as to wear a Star Fleet uniform, the least you can do is get a regulation shave and HAIRCUT!!
    I’ve never seen a Star Fleet OFFICER that wasn’t clean cut.
    And good point, Kelly:
    NONE of them weigh 300 lbs. Unless they are 8ft tall.
    At least he is fairly trim, but the uniform is baggy.

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  • Deb

    He’s wearing a red shirt, obviously he’s the expendable guy from the landing party sent out to get supplies in case they can’t get back to the Enterprise!

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  • NicNac13c

    He thinks he’s on a holodeck. He doesn’t realize the danger he’s in!

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  • Yorkie

    Meh…I spent my formative years at Cons and saw loads of people like this. Everyone’s got to be somewhere.

    What’s more puzzling…what’s in the very front of his trolley? Is that some sort of doll set??

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  • Joey BadaBing

    He’s scouting for Klingons around your Anus

    jut another day at walmart

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  • Trekfan64

    Ahhh. Okay i want to make this really clear, their is a difference liking it for a movie/story of the future and such and dressing like that. I like the show because it has interesting characters you can relate too, and i also play Star Trek Online since well its MMORPG and love ST, this is really overboard.

    This guy is disgrace to Trekkies everywhere, and now i know why I get that look everytime i tell a girl i’m a Trekkie (when she asks what i’m into), its because of these nerds. As far as anyone is concerned they couldn’t tell i’m even a Trekkie the way i dress and look everyday unless i told them.

    Its because of this shithead we nerds get a bad rap, id love to punch him out.

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