Search People of Walmart by State
06.02.

I Think I Sh*t Myself

6257

That’s not even a shart. You flat our shit your pants. It appears to have dribbling down your leg and discolored your socks. That’s actually impressive.

Utah

VN:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: 7.4/10 (113 votes cast)
VN:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: +10 (from 38 votes)
I Think I Sh*t Myself, 7.4 out of 10 based on 113 ratings 12 Comments Accidents?  //  Featured Creature  //  Funny  //  Utah  //  Walmart Fashion
  • Harryfeltersnatch

    Is that a bottle of kaopectate on the counter

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)
    • Amy Lee

      It looks like deodorant. No amount of deodorant is going to cover up that smell.

      VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
      Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
      VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
      Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)
  • Arnie Santos

    What makes these people think its ok to walk around WM after shitting themselves? Like no one will see or smell it?

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)
    • http://www.peopleofwalmart.com CanuckLulu

      Thats what amazes me about these turd hounds. If getting the f out of there as quickly and unobtrusively as possible is not more important than continuing shopping at Wally mart, then I must have my priorities wrong!

      VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
      Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
      VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
      Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)
  • Jen

    “Shart-dye”, the new trend in tie-dying.

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: -1 (from 1 vote)
  • Sejanus

    Kaopectate for the win on the belt.

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)
  • BunnyLiang

    It looks like a kitten… Kinda… With it’s tail up…

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)
  • jimmyJimmy

    I wonder if that’s a far enough distance away from the shitplosion? Could it be a build up of a Mt. St. Helens event?

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)
  • Singing Minstrel

    That’s obviously dirt.

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)
  • slightlyamused

    If that is feces, considering his advanced age, this may indicate mental health issues. He just not be cognisant enough to be aware of it.

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)
  • Amy Lee

    What the hell is so important that you need to walk around Walmart after shitting yourself?!?! IF (and I mean BIG IF) that happened to me, I’d be going straight home to shower, change and burn the clothes I had on. What the hell makes these disgusting assholes thing that other people want to see or smell this???? Seriously, if I ever saw something like that in WM (or any store) I would say something to them. It’s fucking rude!

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)
  • Anthy Invidia

    Maybe it’s an oil stain. He probably works on his car in those. I have seen what oil stains look like on white fabric and I can see it could be something like that.

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)
Myrtle Beach Web Design
Funny Blogs

People of Walmart - Funny Photos Of Walmart Shoppers - Humor Blog

People of Walmart is a humor blog that depicts the many customers of Walmart stores across the United States and Canada. Through funny photos and videos, Please of Walmart is an entertainment blog in the Three Ring Blogs network that features over 30 of the funniest humor blogs on the internet. Walmart is the largest retail store in the United States and has millions of people visit stores each day wearing anything but proper attire.

Three Ring Blogs