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07.24.

This Is The Tale Of Captain Jack Sparrow

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Captain Jack Sparrow’s “booty” call I see…Seriously though, do you think famous people get embarrassed when they see tattoos of themselves? Especially on places and people you don’t want to be staring at anyway?

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This Is The Tale Of Captain Jack Sparrow, 5.1 out of 10 based on 137 ratings 27 Comments California  //  Featured Creature  //  Funny  //  Walmart Fashion
  • emma

    Captain Jack Cankle

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  • -z

    Would love to know if she paid with food stamps
    Hopefully, she is on welfare, because The Man has it in for her and won’t hire her, because she is artistic

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  • ColcordMama

    Those legs look like a couple of diseased tree trunks.

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  • Reggie

    Tattoos are such a burden.
    Once you “adorn” yourself with them, it apparently becomes necessary to expose as much flesh as possible–at all times–even if that flesh includes cellulite, rolls of fat, and cankles.

    And, of course, this necessity to bare as much flesh as possible at all times includes the winter months, when you risk frostbite in your exposed cellulite and cankles.

    Yup!
    Tattoos are an incredible burden, but of course, that burden could be avoided by simply asking yourself…
    Does this make me more employable or less employable?
    and
    How will this look in the nursing home, in a few years?

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  • Jen

    She thinks she at Tortuga.

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  • Siacca

    She’s the reason the rum’s always gone.

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  • george johnson

    I just don’t see why anybody would get a tatt like that. What? You have a big crush on a movie character? Time to see if walmart sells lives in there too!

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  • MasterBaiter

    That pig shouldn’t ever go outside without an oversized poncho on to hide her grossness. Why should she have the right to scare little children like that?

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  • bubba

    Somewhere,somebody,is waiting for that to get home to love on. Poor guy.

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  • kevin

    Why do people get a tatoo. I mean seriously are ya friggen moron’s? Really??

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  • G Spot Finder

    That’s just to much “canvas” for somebody’s art.

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  • mike reiley

    How would you like to be the poor bastard that had to sit through the burden of putting tats on a hog like that… I sure she smells good also.

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  • Joey BadaBing

    She Got a “Captain Jack”

    because she was drinking too much Captain Morgan :-)

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  • Joey BadaBing

    more like Captain Crunch :-(

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  • first

    First

    yeah I’m always first bitch

    wow.

    now this IS quality. no doubt.

    finally some ass worth keeping on the jerkoff file, even for cockthroaters like me.

    tight bubbly ass. short shorts. slim waist. mmmm.

    too bad no face. no tits. and no cameltoe.

    but still, nice ass. huge nasty saggy cottage cheese ass. we douchebags love this here.

    as your leader, best in the world and quality control director, I give this tight ass. my sweet tiny mushroom stamp of…

    A P P R O V E D

    disciples, take out your tiny dicks and jerk off to this ass ASAP. and save it to your jerkoff file for future use…even if you’re gay like me

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  • melissa

    I bet that’s some sort of Twilight reference on her back too. Jeeze…why do people get stupid ass tattoos like that???

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  • Snap N. McGarrett

    Tattoo artists learn on pig skin.

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  • kitkat31

    More like Jack Sorrow now haha

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  • mary

    This is why people should not get tattooed while drunk.

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  • Bethany p

    My husband took this picture. The day we saw this, I couldn’t help but sing the people of Wal-Mart song. His head looked up from his phone and as I walked off laughing, he followed to get this pic. It was too funny. The lady didn’t seem to care that people were starting quite a bit at her.

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