I stopped by my local Walmart to quickly use the bathroom. I went inside and noticed an elderly greeter at the doors. Wanting to be nice, I said hello as I approached. The guy said nothing. I did a bit of a double take (since when do Walmart greeters not say hello?!) and he turned back to me with a somewhat dazed look. “Oh, I’m sorry. I was checking out that lovely lady over there.” I was a little creeped out, but I nodded and said, “Yeah”. “It’s the perfect job for that kind of thing, you know” he said, giving me a bit of a wink. I looked back. The woman was morbidly obese. To give him credit, the woman’s thong was falling out. She wasn’t a creature, but she certainly wasn’t attractive.