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08.05.

Those Funky Monkeys

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I was just saying to my bff the other day “Hey bff, you know what would make shopping for stuff more enjoyable? The smell of monkey shit.” And my bff was like “Hey! You might be on to something there!” It really was another bonding moment for us. Also, get your stupid f*cking primates out of the damn store!!!

Alabama

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Those Funky Monkeys, 4.0 out of 10 based on 108 ratings 16 Comments Alabama  //  Animals  //  Featured Creature  //  Funny  //  Random  //  Walmart Fashion
  • girlwatcher

    And they wonder why we keep getting food borne diseases. I’m glad I don’t shop at Wally World.

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  • xoxxx

    I’m Getting Tired OF Seeing These Filthy Things At Walmart! The Monkeys Are Pretty Bad, Too!

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  • Jen

    Monkey see, monkey do. Monkey’s gonna poop on you.

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  • kevin

    hard to distinguish which is the monkey on the right

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  • egads

    Why do (some) WalMarts allow animals in their stores? Unless it’s a “working” animal (dogs. monkeys, maybe others I am not aware of), it’s disgusting, and probably filthy. What the hell is wrong with management? Oh, wait….silly me….

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  • Barker62

    No friggin’ way monkeys should be in stores, or parrots or…..! It’s a sanitation violation if nothing else since food is sold there. As far as I’m concerned only guide dogs for the blind are acceptable.

    If the owners don’t like it they can go somewhere else.

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  • sam

    I said the same thing to a wal-mart manager “no monkeys should be allowed in the store”. He called me a racist.

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  • Joey BadaBing

    ” Also, get your stupid f*cking primates out of the damn store!!! ”

    There would be NO customers :-)

    that’s a GOOD start ! :-)

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  • darren

    heck they look like they could be her kids

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  • Senior

    WOW! And we thought we were getting sick at Wally-World from all the little snot-nosed rug rats running around! Sure glad I don’t have to rely on this cesspool for my grocerys.

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  • jj

    Health regulations in most states prohibit animals in stores that sell groceries – with the exception of working DOGS (no others). Maybe they aren’t so strict at non-super centers, but I still don’t want to have those filthy things in a store I ever shop in. Chickens, ducks, geese, parrots, monkeys – are all very dirty and left at home.

    Then, some of the people pictured here should stay at home.

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  • Krazy Kat

    What’s with these assholes who bring their shit-flinging apes into Wal-Mart? Is this a Southern thing? I thought it was illegal, not to say very pathetic, to have a monkey for a pet. It is in most states, but apparently not at Wally World!

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  • Jackie

    Why is cursing about the monkeys? The poor animal would also prefer in his homeland with his family. Ensures a decent animal protection law instead.

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  • alice

    i hope you realize that some people have working monkeys. the monkeys help keep them emotionally stable.

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  • Jacy L

    just where in the US is or ar these stores? I can’t believe this is seen in America! How trashy and dirty can people get??

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  • Terry Filkohazi

    Aww, look at her. She only wants someone to “love” her!!

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