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08.01.

Tracker Smacker

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He made the car a trike. Why, you ask? Because he literally couldn’t have made the car any worse. Honestly if his idea was to transform it into a giant mobile flaccid penis I probably still would have been like “Ehhh, go for it. Can’t get any worse than it already is.”

North Carolina

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Tracker Smacker, 6.4 out of 10 based on 187 ratings 22 Comments Featured Creature  //  Funny  //  North Carolina  //  Vehicles
  • LUVPLUMPTRAMPS

    The spring rate of that fork can t be high enough for the weight however I would like to see how he is actuating the steering

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  • ABB

    That thing is in North Carolina, need we say more?

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  • Watertender

    Is anyone else thinking “Only Fools And Horses”? Like a hotrod version of Del Trotter’s 3 wheeled van

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  • Jen

    The Official Walt-mart-Sponsored Race Car

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  • Xander Zzyzyx

    That so reminds me of that Reliant Regal seen in Mr. Bean. Probably tips just as easily.

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  • ms codpiece

    and it’s parked in a handicap spot…i didnt realize the placards are meant for the vehicles not the occupants of said vehicle!

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  • PPLWATCHER

    Brought to you by the same person who combined a minivan & pickup truck…

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  • darren

    all the horsepower of a lawn mower….. with half the usefulness

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  • Messican

    MS CODPIECE: I think that’s too narrow to be a handicapped spot.

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  • oneijack

    nope see the blue lines… Handicapped, also a handicapped thingy hanging on the rearview mirror

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  • MasterBaiter

    the drivers disability is obviously mental.

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  • Anon

    That man on the right = win.

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  • ms codpiece

    @Messican…if you look in the windsheild you can clearly see the handicap placard…and under the car/bike you can see the handicap icon…notice to the right the yellow lines…that allows for handicap vans to park there and let the passengers out to the side.

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  • JP

    I thought maybe the car was just tail-gating the bike.. like a little too close

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  • David

    Not only is the space kinda narrow, I think it may have been recently painted over. It’s mostly white stripes with some blue showing through.

    I also have to wonder about the steering arrangement. Other than that, it seems pretty cool to me.

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  • Erik

    That is a handicapped spot, look under the vehicle. Typical Walmart customer. Too lazy to walk.

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  • jackmaster

    He must roll on every turn at least once a week.

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  • Elmo Glick

    Actually this seems to be aerogonomically superior .to inventional design. Plus you don’t have to blow up four tires, only three, which is laborsaving.
    Plus cheaper.

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  • bubba

    Ahh,the love of motorcycles and GEO trackers,unfortunately he has neither.

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  • FlamingoNut

    I miss my 91 Geo Tracker sooooooooo much, and curse the fool that created this monstrosity.

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