So, anyways it was at the beginning of October and Walmart already had out costumes and stuff. Halloween is one of my favorite holidays, and so I begged my dad’s girlfriend to come with me to look at costumes. We were on our way back from the costumes when we saw it. The Walcreature. She was wearing a black and purple mini-skirt, a black t-shirt, a small top hat with a black veil on it, fishnet stockings, and white go-go boots. She had bright scarlet hair and was wearing purple eyeliner and pale foundation. The Walcreature, deeply absorbed by the task of walking to her next destination, didn’t notice my dad’s girlfriend and I snicker as she walked past.