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5199NH

How you managed to get your booty jorts to both get sucked down from above and pulled up from the bottom I’ll never really know. Physics don’t work like that honey.

New Hampshire

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Up & Down, 6.1 out of 10 based on 167 ratings 15 Comments Featured Creature  //  Funny  //  New Hampshire  //  Short Shorts/No Shorts/Underwear  //  Walmart Fashion
  • darren

    How can this be you ask???
    Well ..her butt is so big that its mass has collapsed in upon itself and her a$$hole is now a black hole.
    This means that its immensely powerful pull hence on that tarp of denim she calls “shorts” is folding upon itself …guess that poor little girl is next.

    Oh well
    Thanks for shopping at Wal-mart!

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  • Jen

    Her kid has learned to hide her face in public when mommy wears those shorts.

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  • Susan13JP

    thank goodness (or badness) she is not twerking.

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  • bubba

    Even her daughter is embarrassed to be seen with her.

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  • ms codpiece

    ladies again WE implore you to find clothes that fit you properly!!! clearly your waist is about 6 inches above you butt line…these aren’t even hip huggers…and frankly no one wants to see you crack! stop wearing clothes like guys do…below the waist to make you look thinner…it doesnt work for them so make no mistake it isnt working for you…and you fool no one!

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  • Frankly

    GOTT-AMITT Darren! you beat me to it. When your anus is really a black hole everything around it get sucked in.

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  • Shawn D

    Looks like one of those butts that slants inward. That’s bad because it looks like her jorts are going to fall off.

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  • JAYDUB1922

    POPOVERS AUGUST 06 2013 RERUN!!!!!

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  • mawbell in Texas

    If you can’t afford to buy new clothes, then at least buy second hand clothes that fit and burn those shorts, no one and I mean on one wants to see your nasty CRACK………..

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  • Sarrrrra

    I thought you guys already tortured us with the one a few weeks back….

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  • CG

    I agree with Bubba and Susan13JP.

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  • gothchiq

    WTF. Doesn’t that hurt? And what’s going on in the front, eh?

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  • Rosalie Landry

    @Gothchiq Do you really wanna know what’s going on in the front?

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  • Donna

    Chick you re apparently too big for those shorts. Not only can you NOT pull them over your nasty crack, but you wouldn’t be about to get them over your stomach. Trust and believe that is not your waist. Just NASTY! Have a lil self respect..

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  • ESCAPE!

    ITS QUITE SIMPLE THOSE “JORTS” ARE TRYING LIKE ANYTHING TO ESCAPE THAT BIG OL SEXY HALLOWEEN EDITION RUMP ROAST
    NONE OF US CAN BLAME THE JORTS ; EVEN THO; UNFORTUNATELY THEY ARE EQUALLY AS UGLY AND DETESTABLE AS MADDAM SASS-CROTCH
    I OFTEN GET THE IMPRESSION AS I SIT IN THE FRESH AIR OF MY OWN HOME THAT IN REAL LIFE THESE “CIRCUMSTANCES” UNDERWHICH THESE PICS ARE TAKEN DO NOT EXACTLY HAVE *NEUTRAL* ODOR

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