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02.21.

A Virtual Reality

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Psst hey Neo, what if I told you that you’ll never get laid dressed like that…in whatever freaking universe you’re in.

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A Virtual Reality, 5.2 out of 10 based on 155 ratings 18 Comments California  //  Featured Creature  //  Funny  //  Walmart Fashion
  • missy

    I would “do” him…..purrrr

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  • Six Pack Genius

    Try the red meat or the blue meat?

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  • mhs

    Is not neo. Is the boss from Resident Evil.

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  • nano

    How do you know that he’s actually playing Matrix, and is not just some general Eurotrash?

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  • ABB

    Take the red pill, you end up at Wal*Mart. Take the blue pill and you’re still in Wal*Mart! Mrs. Smith.

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  • D

    Actually he looks more like something out of a dystopian future novel or video game- like Deus Ex -at least he is cleancut and has good posture. Not the worst thing I have seen on this site.

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  • Robert

    I’d say a skinny version of Albert Wesker from Resident Evil

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  • Shawn D.

    Seeing how they’re in the meat department, I bet he used this line: “If you come home with me, I promise I’ll show you my salami.” or “Check out my package”.

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  • Jenni

    How much do clothes cost in the Walmart Matrix?

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  • DethRose

    It’s Spike!

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  • Inkroach

    He’s definitely a skinny Wesker. Better stock up on those proteins!

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  • Dan

    I’m thinking a blonde version of Adam Jensen from Deus Ex Human Revolution.

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  • Byohazrd13

    Definitely Wesker from Resident Evil. Damn, should’a worn my own Wesker costume while I had the hair.

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  • Alex

    I think this is Spike from Buffy the Vampire Slayer series…who just walked in….Walmart…very close resemblance do not you think?

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  • Heather

    That is Wesker from Resident Evil

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  • Irma McWhirter

    Try Wesker from resident evil not neo

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    • Aaron

      Came here to type the exact same thing. Good catch. :)

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  • paulalovescats

    I would love a coat like that, just cloth.

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