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Wakey Wakey Hands Off Snakey

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I would literally shit my pants if I saw that. That’s just got a whole big pile of “nope” written all over it. Not only would I run away screaming, but I’d do it with my eyes closed in case she is actually the real Madusa.

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Wakey Wakey Hands Off Snakey, 5.3 out of 10 based on 219 ratings 12 Comments Animals  //  Featured Creature  //  Florida  //  Funny  //  Random
  • Jen

    It’s the new “Moving Hair Clip.” You never know where it’ll end up.

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  • Heh

    Medusa*

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  • zendaddy621

    Just remember not to look her in the eye; you’ll turn to stone…

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  • Siacca

    I have a snake too but I only take him to Petco and Petsmart. Cool thing is that I never have to wait in line if he’s with me. Also, answering the door with him is the fastest way I’ve found to get rid of a Jehovah’s witness.

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  • Bill

    Saw something similar in a high rise a couple of years ago – snake popped its head out of a guys jacket in an elevator – little old lady next to him backed into the corner and screamed for 46 floors – all the way down to ground level.

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  • Jesse

    another desperate cry for attention from someone whose mother didn’t love them.

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  • Barker62

    Something like that popped out of someone’s hair he’d also be missing a portion of his head as that 200 gr. jacketed hollowpoint screamed at the snake head.

    Dude or dudette, that garbage just is NOT cool.

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  • jj

    It would be nice if the manager would enforce the ‘no pets’ policy. These people are just complete morons that need a little adult direction now and then.

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  • Crafty

    I am not at all afraid of snakes and will hold one, but if one popped out of someone’s hair when I wasn’t expecting it, the brown will come down!

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  • mawbell in TX

    That reminds me of a few years back, I was bowling at the local bowling alley, a young belly dancer showed up for a guys birthday. She had a suitcase with her. I and another man standing behind me with a beer in his hand watching the show. She opened the suitcase and brought out a huge snake, I hear a thud behind me, the guy had fainted his beer spilling all over the floor. After a couple minutes he got up and ran off. Leaving the now empty bottle behind.

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  • Jerry

    And I thought Medusa was just Greek mythology ?

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  • http://peopleofwalmart thingamajig

    improving her hygiene would take care of this type of infestation.

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