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10.02.

Wanna Pet My Snake?

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Every time I offer to show women my snake in public I get asked to leave the store. This guy does it and it’s no big deal. Unbelievable.

Florida

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Wanna Pet My Snake?, 4.5 out of 10 based on 102 ratings 14 Comments Animals  //  Featured Creature  //  Florida  //  Funny  //  Walmart Fashion
  • tonydadon

    Hey! that’s a realistic looking scarf you have……..AAAARRRGGGGHHHH!!!”

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  • ms codpiece

    ” My annaconda don’t want none unless you got buns hon…”…now this is the RIGHT store to come to for buns!

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  • Elmo Klug

    On an episode of “The Man Show”, Adam and Jimmy were showing different annoying people. One of them was “Guy who wears giant snake in public”.

    Kimmel’s comment – “Oh, I see you bought your entire personality at the pet store.”

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  • darren

    Please get a GRIP, WRAP your support AROUND HISS feelings. FACE it we cannot CHOKE The DUDEs creativity !

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  • Lisa

    Aw what a cutie! I miss my pet snakes…

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  • LadyAnne

    Just don’t let it loose in the Everglades when you get tired of it.

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  • Jen

    He can’t figure out why girls don’t wanna make out with him.

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  • Slop Jar Magoo

    LMAO……For the snake I guess that’s better than choking his chicken.

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  • loki

    lucky for it those snakes dont eat monkeys.

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  • girlwatcher

    Choke dat sombitch.

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  • Count Flatula

    This is staged, No self-respecting negro would get that close to any kind of snake.

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  • Joey BadaBing

    kepp the snake,
    toss the POS out on his ass

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  • 74847

    Hate crime. Big ass snake strangles a monkey.

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  • Izzi

    Fail pet owner. Way to stress out your snake so you can show off, asshole

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