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05.21.

Wanted: Helpless Female

What’s wrong? Could you not fit “Unable to defend themselves” and “Has no family or friends that will know if they are missing” on there as well?

New Hampshire

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Wanted: Helpless Female, 7.6 out of 10 based on 53 ratings 55 Comments Featured Creature  //  Funny  //  New Hampshire  //  Vehicles
  • skai

    Don’t forget…”that doesn’t mind the hidden cameras in the bathroom and bedroom!

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  • 1/32ndNative

    You dummy- employed , petite (young) females pay no rent at all.
    Best you’re probably going to end up with is the chick in the previous pic.

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  • Lulu

    this is super creepy… I seriously hope this has not worked for them in the past.

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  • LYNN S OF STATEN ISLAND

    Where is a room for a homeless, retired retarded obese smelly diseased dumpster person who rejects the only man who ever respected her and took her to nice places to eat?

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  • mike reiley

    Maybe he just did not want a big fat hog. They are hard on furiture and toilets.

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  • RED

    actually I took it to mean “no fat bitches need apply”.
    And petite doesn’t mean helpless. It’s the fat slobs who have trouble moving under their own power to defend themselves.

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  • Jen

    His poster stating “low IQ preferred” fell off in the wind.

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  • Netjnke

    Those signs look like they were put on just long enough to take the pic

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  • lalawojo

    Let’s all call that number and see what happens! Area code for New Hampshire is 603.

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  • Max

    Forget Craig’s List.
    The new advertising medium is Bubba’s List!

    Step #1–Buy rusted-out pickup truck
    Step #2–Buy Sharpies and poster board at Wally World, then make a sign
    Step #3–Post sign on back of pickup truck
    Step #4–Get ready to take advantage of any woman who is naive enough to want to live in your skanky apartment.

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  • Rob Mullin

    Damn! Finally one taken at the nearest Walmart to me.

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  • MAC

    I guess someone from Kentucky went to New Hampshire?

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  • lj_68

    Well, she obviously needs to fit in the crawlspace under the house – yeah. petite it is.

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  • Al

    Gosh Jethrow, For only 9k a year she best do laundry and knows hows to skin possums.

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  • Jake

    Is that Obama in the back Window?

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  • whoever

    I was just about to ask the same question.. IS that Obama in the window??

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  • sharon

    is that a obama flag in the window who would want to go with an obama supporter?

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  • Fly on the Wall

    Creepy guy who doesn’t want a challenge. It would be harder to tie up and carve a big chick than a petite one.

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  • Dan

    No that is Obamas reflection in the window; he should have probably photoshopped that out after he took the pic of his truck.

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  • Kenny

    Try some logic, people: the studio apartment is most likely upstairs above where he lives, so he probably prefers someone who isn’t likely to “stomp” around. A petite female is going to make less noise then a heavy male….or some of the heavy female PoWM patrons.

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