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We Come In Peace

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I think I’d give this guy a few bucks, but I’d probably structure it like a Mr. Wonderful from Shark Tank deal so I know I’m not just wasting money.

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We Come In Peace, 7.5 out of 10 based on 123 ratings

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  1. John Mortensen says:

    At least it’s original. . . . .

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  2. DRAKE MALLARD says:

    https://heavyeditorial.files.wordpress.com/2014/03/3245.jpg?quality=65&strip=all&w=640

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    • John Mortensen says:

      That’s hilarious and sad at the same time, noting that the Buddhists, Agnostics and Atheists seem to be the most generous. . . .

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      • Cybrsk8r says:

        The jewish bowl looks like it has a penny in it.

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  3. DRAKE MALLARD says:

    dam captain america eat too much burgers

    http://www.puroresumission.com/special/unmasked/images_unmasked/captain_ajpw_01.jpg

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    • John Mortensen says:

      Looks like Captain America, both North and South. …. .

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    • Cybrsk8r says:

      He looks a little bit like Thor. Maybe he’s the Norse god of fat.

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    • Jerry says:

      The Flash’s cousin, The Flesh! Instead of being struck by lightning in his lab, he was hit by a Pie truck at Boston Market.

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  4. CaptainCrankyDeux says:

    The mothership will never be able to beam you up unless you put on your tin foil hat.

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  5. Popanator says:

    He is happy and he says are you happy.

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  6. zendaddy621 says:

    Ladies and gentlemen: Popanator’s long lost dad!

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  7. Dewed says:

    I read an article the other day, that some of these panhandlers make like $1,000 a week.

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    • admiralbrown says:

      Yup, do the math. A WalMart employee in Portland, Oregon makes eight bucks an hour. If you can convince one passerby to give you a dollar every six minutes you make ten bucks an hour and don’t lose any of the money to taxes.
      If you go to a pet shelter and get a dog, people are more likely to have pity on the dog and give you money hoping it will go to help the dog.
      As with anything there are innovators that figure out how to maximize profits.

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  8. Handlebar Said It says:

    Well, HELL, Dewed, you finally got it! They DO make a lot of money a week! And they do not have to pay TAXES on it, either!! Maybe the rest of the dimwitted morons who give money out just because these asshats have a sob story will think about that and STOP giving money away. ASSHATS, GO AWAY!!!

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  9. Jen says:

    “Beam me up, Scotty.”

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  10. funbuns says:

    Hilarious that this guy looks like the guy from Ancient Aliens. No, not hair guy, the other one.

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  11. off the reservation says:

    I have a few parts left over from my spaceship. Anybody know how I can get them to him?

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  12. Lei✓ᵛᵉʳᶥᶠᶥᵉᵈ says:

    Jeffrey!!

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    • broketaxpayer says:

      Is there some way to block this crap?

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  13. Sejanus says:

    Vere is zee muny lebowski?

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  14. admiralbrown says:

    Direct and to the point, not like those long “I am a homeless vet … God Bless.” signs.
    But since he is doing the Vulcan salute, he should know he is breaking the Prime Directive by advertising.

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  15. Jerry says:

    Shouldn’t you be in front of a NAPA store? … Well, unless your ship runs on Mad Dog 20/20.

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  16. Jerry says:

    Nope, it should say, “Needs Dr. Phil”

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