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When Farting Goes Horribly Wrong

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I don’t know what happened here, and frankly I don’t want to. The bottom line is somewhere along the way you screwed up and you screwed up hard. The next step is doing something about it and I suggest we do it now.

Washington

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When Farting Goes Horribly Wrong, 9.0 out of 10 based on 509 ratings 33 Comments Accidents?  //  Featured Creature  //  Funny  //  Short Shorts/No Shorts/Underwear  //  Walmart Fashion  //  Washington
  • Hypno Toad

    A list of the biggest decisions/questions of your life:

    What career should I choose?
    Is this the person I should marry?
    What school should I attend?
    Is this gas or diarrhea?

    Only one of these questions has instant results if you do not choose wisely.

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  • jewelryjunkie

    GROSS

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  • girlwatcher

    He pulled his pants down on purpose. He didn’t want to get shit on his sweatpants. He’s still got two weeks of sweat to put in them.

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  • Watertender

    That unsettling feeling when you try to sneak a quiet one out and it goes bad. Instead of a little discrete “ploof” you get a big wet “BLLAAAAPPP” leaving an industrial strength shart stain in your drawers. If it’s a nice quiet one people can wonder at the gift of your wind but ALL know when you have bung gravy rolling down your sweats leaving the telltale brown racing stripe.

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  • darren

    Damn Wal-mart job applications ask some really tough questions… I had to think soo hard I shitmeeself

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  • Knize10

    Just stay home honey !!!

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  • jag

    So, is this our Christmas present from POWM? Thanks, because this is one of the really nasty ones. How in the hell do people remain in public like this?

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  • P3T3RBILT

    OOPS!!! Industrial strength SNOOP! (sneeze-poop)

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  • Eric

    I think he’s writing a check his ass can’t cash.

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  • Eric

    I think he’s writing a check his @ss can’t cash!

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  • Trizzy

    After eating something that robs you of the ability to fart with confidence, it’s best not to fart.

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  • It’s ME!!

    I’m just wondering how he sharted to the left. That, my friends, is a professional right there!!

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  • CG

    When sharts go bad!

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  • Bunker Bob

    Never trust a fart !!!!!!!

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  • u2at

    That looks a little to lateral to be a shart. Its nowhere near his dirty starfish. Looks more like a cyst ruptured and he has pus running down his back.

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  • Jen

    Have a Messy Christmas, and a Sharty New Year.

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  • eviltajiri

    Let the “shit talking” begin.

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  • toeachhisown

    I thought X-mas collors were red and green…not brown.

    :-(

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  • Chinamart

    Let’s all pretend that he sat on a chocolate milk shake and didn’t notice.

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  • eyesapoppin

    I hate to be rain on the shart parade here, but I have my doubts that this photo was taken in a Walmart. Since when is Walmart paved with hardwood floors? In my neck of the woods they use the cheapest linoleum — probably for sanitation purposes — so they can bleach the hell out the floors every day. With all the sharting, dragging kids behind scooters on the floor, and weird animals brought in there (human and otherwise) hardwood flooring wouldn’t last a week.

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