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I Wish I Was A Little Bit Taller

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I never understood the allure of stilts. What is the point of being tall if you can’t have that mobility to run and dunk a basketball? That’s like having big huge perky boobs…but you’re a guy. Totally useless.

Delaware

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  • tonydadon

    Apparently he listened when they told him “Smoking will stunt your growth”…..

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  • John Little

    The answer to your question is so women don’t have to get on their knees to give him a blow job.

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  • Count Flatula

    Stilts are useful if you are texturing your ceiling.

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  • zendaddy621

    And some brat bouncing around like a Superball on meth is knock him over and spill his brains all over the linoleum…

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  • Jen

    His way to get to the front of the checkout line.

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  • Marlene

    You know what morons, not everything is a joke. This is a picture of a Walmart manager in my community who has a background in circus skills. He frequently donates his time to organizations like Childrens Miracle Network and Christmas for Kids. This particular picture was at a Make A Wish Foundation event in his store for a little five year old boy with terminal cancer who’s wish was for his siblings and family to have a shopping spree at Walmart so his siblings could get some toys and his family get some needed household items. This guy on stilts put a smile on a dying boys face that day. What have you done for someone else in need lately?

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