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03.28.

WWIB: Little Miss Muffin Competition

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I probably should have listened a little more carefully when I was asked to be a judge for the next Little Miss Muffin-Top. However, if I have to suffer then so do you. Who wears the crown…which will probably be too small.

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WWIB: Little Miss Muffin Competition, 4.2 out of 10 based on 100 ratings 20 Comments Featured Creature  //  Florida  //  Funny  //  Walmart Fashion  //  Who Wears It Better?
  • Ted C

    What a coincidence, I was just telling a friend how my last trip to Walmart was spent dodging and weaving through all the muffin tops.

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  • Count Flatula

    Those aren’t just muffins. Those are some serious gunts.

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  • broketaxpayer

    Nothing little about those muffins.

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  • just me

    Can I have all 3? Muffin tops are so sexy!

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  • Slop Jar Magoo

    Looks like a Gut Check competition.

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  • bonnieblue

    I say that these are not muffin-tops. Muffin-tops should ooze and spill over on all sides, more or less. These are mostly just spilling over on the front. The’d be real lopsided muffins. Like, if the oven were out of level. Nope, not muffin tops. Just big ol’ guts hanging out.

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  • PPLWATCHER

    Gunt City for sure. The Dunlap Sisters are out and about at their local Wally World, inflicting themselves upon the eyes of the innocent.

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  • @Bonnieblue

    I knew a girl by your name back in junior high in Florida way back in the day. Is that you?

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  • Jen

    Middle one gets the award for the best “Guffin” (gunt + muffin).

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  • Paige

    Can no one find a shirt that fits at Walmart? Walmart’s biggest customers are huge, it seems.

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  • JayDubiii

    Sad thing none of the three is pregnant

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  • Susan (Does not shop at Walmart)

    None of the above wears it better, next.

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  • Barker62

    The middle one looks like she might be knocked up, the others are just …..gross.

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  • Ruby

    And to make it worse, you just know that middle one is also showing some serious butt crack too.

    You’d think these women would get a hint when the pants won’t go past their hips.

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  • Watertender

    The ones on the ends at least have their pants somewhat pulled up over the belly. The one in the middle is just a fart or stretch away from turning it loose on the world. All 3 have well shaded holes but we all know there is someone that would mount and ride all 3 with delight….

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  • Tatin

    Forget muffin tops, they’re popovers.

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  • murphys

    Little Miss Muppet ? not these hippos

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  • googlebot

    Lard.

    So much lard.

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  • Pufnstuf

    I know a woman who has been trying to lose weight for as long as I have known her. She says she refuses to buy larger-sized pants; says it will motivate her to lose weight. These pics show why that is not a good plan. It’s one thing to be overweight, or even obese; wearing clothes that are six sizes too small make you look even bigger.

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  • Pufnstuf

    How in the world are those clothes even remotely comfortable?

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