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03.18.

WWIB: Split Or Sh*t

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When wearing pants there are 2 nightmare scenarios that can play out. The old pants-slipping rip or the old pants-splattering shit. If I made you pick one you had to walk around Walmart with, which one would you select?

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  • JayDubiii

    The obese guy on the right has no clue he shit in his pants.

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  • Bud

    Nether I’d go home a.s.a.p., and change pants. There is nothing wrong with going back to finish shopping.

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  • Ted C

    How do you not know…HOW do you NOT know?

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  • Neal

    Holy crap!

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  • winkedink

    the price of food is enough to make a guy crap his pants

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  • Slop Jar Magoo

    Must’ve been one hell of a Fart to blow a hole that big. Maybe it happened when she saw the trouser chili all over the guy on the right.

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  • girlwatcher

    I.m so happy I never shop at Wally’s World.
    JAYDUBIII: There is no way that fat ass can’t tell shit is running down his leg. If I have a tiny “liquid fart” I can feel it immediately and head to to bathroom to assess damage and leave the store if necessary.

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  • girlwatcher

    I think grandma wore those pants on purpose hoping for a poke and stroke.

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  • Rob H

    I’d choose the ripped britches. I don’t mind someone seeing my ass, as long as it’s not covered in dookie.

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  • Trizzy

    The lady on the left has had a timely reminder that the pants that fit 20 pounds ago don’t any more and should adjust diet / exercise accordingly (or buy larger clothes). The man on the right – yikes! Just plain yikes.

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  • Kev

    Honestly, if that is a shart gone terribly wrong in the right hand photo, the stench coming off him must have been appalling. Why is he still shopping? Why isn’t he making a run (waddle?) for the nearest bathroom?

    Some people have no self dignity.

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  • Barker62

    At least Grannie was wearing panties. Be thankful for that!

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  • Northerngirl

    At least the lady on the left is clean and she’s wearing suitable underwear so that we don’t see anything we shouldn’t. The guy on the right – well, he just doesn’t give a shit! He HAS to know he just had an accident – the smell and the warm feeling should be a big clue.

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  • Shawn D.

    Hehe! I’d rather be the one on the right as accidents can happen. The one on the right? An accident happened and he missed it. If he’s kinky, he’d go and slip into some crinkly Depends right now.

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  • admiralbrown

    The split pants would be my choice, it is the lesser of two evils. But as others said once I realized my trousers were ripped, I would grab a towel, wrap it around my waist and go and check out so I could return home and put on a different pair of pants. And yes I would pay for the towel.

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  • murphy

    Not only did the slob on the left crap his pants but it looks like he’s been wearing them for a few days.

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  • Jen

    One ripped….and one let ‘er rip.

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  • anon

    Guy on the right is probably wearing adult underwear and didn’t realize they leaked. Gross.

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  • Happy Person

    Thank you for all these comments, they made me laugh so hard I almost split my pants and crapped them all at once.

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  • Dingus Jonez

    I’d rather have the ripped pants. At least I would know that shit smell was the store and not me.

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