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07.23.

WWIB: Walking Dead

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These two clearly look like they’re ready for the Zombie Apocalypse, but the real question is which one are you going to follow into the pits of hell to fight with? Mrs. Machete or surprise surprise a half naked white guy with jean shorts and a gun.

Missouri

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WWIB: Walking Dead, 5.0 out of 10 based on 142 ratings 21 Comments Featured Creature  //  Funny  //  Missouri  //  Walmart Fashion  //  Who Wears It Better?
  • Susan Conner

    What happened to “No shoes, No shirt, No service.”

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  • Sassyarmygirl

    Ummmm Machette woman!!! most Definitely!! You don’t draw attention when you chop their heads off!!!

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  • Edward Mills

    Might as well flip a coin. They’re both flaming idiots.

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  • Cybr

    @Susan. “No shoes, No shirt, No service.” Gun? Well, OK, you get service.

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  • Cybr

    Looks like the guy on the right scared himself shitless.

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  • badbrad

    Whichever, but I”m staying out of Missouri

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  • Bug Soup

    Is that a substitute for a penis on his hip?

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  • Brittany

    Machete. Guns can jam and run out of precious ammo… Machetes are quieter and still work if they get a bit dull. You can always sharpen them. Free ammo!

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  • Jen

    Packin’ heat in case they don’t give him a refund without a receipt.

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  • first

    First

    yeah i’m always first bitch

    Wow.

    I should say that again…

    W O W

    Speechless.

    now this is quality. deserves a standing ovation.

    this one is going straight to my jerkoff file. no doubt about it.

    i’d like that lick and sniff those pink bunghole right after you take a dump. no joke.

    as your leader, best in the world and quality control director i give these asses my sweet tiny mushroom stamp of…

    A P P R O V E D

    i implore you to all of you take your tiny dicks in your left hand, pour some dandruff sbampoo and lets all jerk off at the same time.

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  • Caitlin

    They’re both douchebags, I think the woman carrying the machete around is crazier. I like guns, I want to own more but come on asshole, at least conceal that shit, and where’s your god damn shirt!

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  • Feces

    Why do americans always sport some form of feces on their fucking trousers?

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  • CJ

    I’ll take the guy with the gun over the chick with the machete any day. And since Missouri is an open carry state, he is perfectly within his rights to open carry.

    Why should he have to conceal it? Because you are a pussy who is scared of guns? Grow up.

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  • Doc

    I haven’t been in a Walmart (Here in Missouri) in the last year without having a visible handgun on my person. However I have never been outside my house without a shirt on since I was about 5 years old.

    Shoot, I haven’t even donned a pair of shorts in 5 years or so.

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  • steve

    I think some Walmarts need a bouncer not a greeter.

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  • icy the humor

    Cupid’s gone guerrilla!

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  • AH

    I took and submitted the picture of machete woman. She wasn’t in Missouri. She was in Cornelius, Oregon

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  • Christine

    I’ll go with the woman with the machete, ain’t nobody gonna F@$&in mess with a psycho woman with a machete!!!

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  • Tiffany

    Just to clarify here a bit Machete woman is actually from Oregon. Man packing heat may be from Michigan. We caught the Machete carrier in the Cornelius, Oregon Walmart. She is a frequent flyer there.

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  • Doug

    You know why people get nervous around people open carrying? Because these lunatics are only three seconds from the transition from “responsible gun owner” to “living out my Rambo fantasy” dude with no authority or even a veneer of authority of training. That’s why.

    Oh and I’d follow the crazy chick with the machete. Machetes don’t run out of ammo.

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