Zitty City

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True love is finding that woman kind enough to pop your back zits on a bench outside Walmart…No, that doesn’t sound right. That can’t be what true love is right? Please tell me that’s not what true love is!

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Zitty City, 7.2 out of 10 based on 97 ratings

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  1. Messican says:

    This is true love:

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    • Dewed says:

      Burger King has the Whopper

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    • admiralbrown says:

      Three naked men walk past you on the street you turn around and how do you tell which one is Ronald McDonald?
      He is the one with the sesame seed buns.

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  2. CaptainCrankyDeux says:

    I went to the zoo one time and I made fun of the monkeys picking fleas off each other. They threw shit at me and my mom got mad. This reminds me of that.

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    • John Mortensen says:

      But then you went to Lake Michigan and had a good lunch, so it’s okay.

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  3. Dewed says:

    Sick … just sick!

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  4. DRAKE MALLARD says:

    http://s3-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2011/9/12/15/enhanced-buzz-11280-1315855310-13.jpg

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  5. Luzie Belle says:

    How can I post a pic?

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    • Messican says:

      Below where you type your comment is an “Upload Images” icon

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    • admiralbrown says:

      When you start a comment a little icon of a landscape picture opens in the lower left corner. When you move your mouse pointer over the icon it will display a message box that says [Upload Images]. Click the icon and find file name of the image you want to post.

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  6. CanuckLulu says:

    Hey, Roxanne, wanna squeeze all my zits while we’re awaitin fer the bus? Sure, Earl, honey. I’d love to.
    BARF

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    • admiralbrown says:

      This picture is from Arkansas, the birthplace of WalMart. Not exactly the home of the best or the brightest.

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      • disqus_Kae4EjT6et says:

        …where everyone has the same last name and the same IQ

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        • Cybrsk8r says:

          I’m thinking Clampett, and 27.

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  7. Jen says:

    Shop, then pop.

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  8. db says:

    Got nits?

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  9. Popanator says:

    This guy he is tired! so he goes to sleep and his sister says do not go to sleep we are at the store!

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    • CaptainCrankyDeux says:

      Naw he is resting for his trek to Lake Michigan.

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  10. Dewed says:

    “I hear the ocean … I smell it too.”

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  11. DOJORODA says:

    Cletus refused to wear a shirt. No matter what the affair, Cletus, would bare his pasty chesticles and and prison tats. The herpes sores seemed to form constellation-like clusters on his back. His sister-girl friend would often cultivate the clusters.

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  12. Sejanus says:

    Brother and sister too I bet….and lovers, parents, sibs.
    How very Arkansas of them.

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