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09.03.

#ZonkedOut

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Either that’s one hell of a relaxing bench or she partied waaay too hard.

Florida

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  • admiralbrown

    I would be concerned about this person. Look how thin the legs are. My concern would either be cancer treatment taking their toll or an eating disorder that has left the person without calories to spare.
    Not your typical WalCreature, I wish her the best.

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    • http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/ CanuckLulu

      Not so fast, admiral. Check out those nasty dirty hooves. It looks like rigor has already started to set in. Although the dog is well-groomed. Maybe you are right after all.

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      • Gammaof2

        I didn’t even realize that was a dog, til you said so. Frankly, I didn’t know WHAT it was. With that being said, she holds the dog’s leash, but not her purse.

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      • admiralbrown

        I thought her feet looked blue from poor circulation rather than dirty from walking.

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    • Kat

      I hope too. I have epilepsy, and I once had a seizure while sitting at the bus stop, and fell into the snow. If a coworker hadn’t found me and called an ambulance, I don’t know what would’ve happened. I probably looked just like that when they found me. :(

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  • Popanator

    This one time I went to the store with my Mom and i was tired! i stayed on the bench and fell asleep! mom says I was snoring! This reminded me of that.

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    • Captain Cuntstab

      jesus christ, the excitement had me on the edge of my seat until i got to the end of that epic novel! it’s such a shame that a bum didn’t shank you with a sharpened, dried up turd for taking his bench. :(

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  • Jen

    Exhausted after having to wait 3 hours in the checkout lane.

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  • maritimer_reborn

    She looks dead!

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    • Gammaof2

      Right, her feet look mottled. But, we’ll probably never know…

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  • irishgirl91

    I feel for the pup. Though it looks well groomed and luckily, hasn’t been left in a car.

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  • Magenta

    Looks like she is nodding out on heroin to me. Maybe shot up in the bathroom.

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    • Captain Cuntstab

      magenta? from the fb douchebag group? lol

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  • doofusRus

    The dog at least I hope is well fed. Dirty feet and nodding out in that noisy store? That means but one thing to me.

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  • cpark

    She looks very ill. I think I’d have asked her if she was OK.

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  • Sejanus

    Look at those Hobbitses feetses.

    Someone at least rescue the poor dog.

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  • Jon Bradley

    Heroin.

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    • John Mortensen

      I was thinking more like meth crash. . .

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  • jsgurl

    Looks like my exes current wife. Skinny as a rail, parties hard and loves animals. They do live in Florida, not saying where just in case its not her.

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