My Humps
She’s not shopping, that deli just sells really, really fresh placenta. Washington
Too Cool For Pool
You really have to put in a strong effort to make the camo jacket look normal, but put a guy who probably doesn’t know what “billiards†is in a billiards shirt and have matching boots and head mullets and it’s a simple task. Kansas
More Than Meets The Eye
Unfortunately you have just prevented yourself from “transforming†yourself into a contributing member of society. Don’t feel too bad about it though, it was a long shot to begin with. North Carolina
Oh, You Didn’t Gnome?
Kinda makes you want to stuff a pipe in his mouth and stick him in your garden, doesn’t it? Washington
