My Humps

She’s not shopping, that deli just sells really, really fresh placenta. Washington

Too Cool For Pool

You really have to put in a strong effort to make the camo jacket look normal, but put a guy who probably doesn’t know what “billiards” is in a billiards shirt and have matching boots and head mullets and it’s a simple task. Kansas

More Than Meets The Eye

Unfortunately you have just prevented yourself from “transforming” yourself into a contributing member of society. Don’t feel too bad about it though, it was a long shot to begin with. North Carolina