Down On The Farm
Now, before anyone gets their panties in a wad, let me make this clear: My grandfather and uncle were farmers and my mother grew up on a farm. I love bacon. I love ham. I appreciate the hard work of the farmer that puts food on my table and the thankless jobs they do. This, […]
Blocked Up
My mom was a cashier at Walmart on the night shift. Around midnight- 1 am, a man came in her line who had placed several items on the belt but were obstructed by a huge, economy sized package of toilet paper. She proceeded to ask him “How are you tonight sir?” and he said, in […]
Panty Raid!
I worked as a sales associate in ladies apparel for Walmart in summer of 2003. The average, everyday customers generally came and went before 9 PM. Those who strolled in after 10 PM were often more, um, colorful. The Walmart where I worked was a 24 hour store. The fitting room doors were locked between […]
Pee Scented Candles
I worked at Walmart for 3 years and had seen many things, the one story that stands out to me the most was when i worked overnights. Obviously when you work 3rd shift you see plenty of drunks come through your store, and most are harmless, well one night this gentleman came in drunk as […]
