T.M.I.

I was in my local Ohio WalMart about a week ago. I was making a simple purchase of a new shitty book and some Goldfish crackers. The cashier I had was a chubby young woman, no more than 22 or 23. She was in her WalMart smock with what I’ll assume was a tie-dyed shirt […]

Make Out Session

I have no problem with PDA, but there are limits. I was shopping in the produce section one day when I looked over and saw two girls making out…tongues, caressing, the whole bit. I went over and told them they were being rude to other people. One turned to me immediately and barked, “Fuck you! […]

Change

One busy Saturday afternoon, I was in the Express Lane just grabbing a few items. This particular register was also the only place to buy cigarettes. I was next in line and a young guy walked up to me and asked if he could cut. “I just need one pack of cigarettes,” he told me. […]

Goldmember

I was an overnight people greeter for Walmart in Sumiton, AL. There was a man who was mostly bald except for really long patches (if you could call them that) of hair. In between these patches were dry spots. One night after he came in, he stopped at the videos out front and apparently in […]