I don’t know what the hell this is. I know it doesn’t belong walking around in Walmart and it will likely wake me in my sleep tonight, but the bottom line is I literally have no idea what this is, and I’m kinda happy about that.
Getting your Oktoberfest on a little bit? No? Oh you just like wearing big weird dresses? That’s cool, I’ll still drink to that.
Normally I would yell at you for having your biscuit bottoms out for everyone to see, but I’m gonna give you a pass on this one because it looks like those buns could use some extra time to cook so they match the rest of your tan.
Now I don’t know all the job duties that are involved with the “Hot Bread Express” delivery guy, but (1) He is taking his job way too seriously and (2) 84% of what he is doing is unnecessary. I just feel like sometimes going above-and-beyond the job isn’t really a good thing…