October 2011 - Page 23 of 25 - People Of Walmart : People Of Walmart

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10.04.

Back Flossin’

When did they start making back-thongs? This is a wardrobe innovation that I of all people needed to be appraised of. I mean, they made back butt floss and didn’t even consult me? The more I think about it, I’m just offended I wasn’t even given a heads up. (Find this post on our Facebook page and “Share” it to be entered in our first $75 gift certificate to HalloweenCostumes.com!)

Texas

Rating: 8.1/10 (42 votes cast)

Rating: +1 (from 11 votes)

10.04.

Crazy Taxi

Oh hells ya! My Afro Star is back and looking beautiful as ever. Why do cab drivers always get to haul around celebrities? I’m jealous.

North Carolina

Rating: 8.6/10 (17 votes cast)

Rating: +2 (from 4 votes)

64 Comments Featured Creature // North Carolina // Walmart Fashion

10.03.

Shoot ‘Em Up

Ah yes, the hunting habits of the hilljack poser. Poised in their bloodsport camouflage that was somehow popular in 1993, the outcasts play out their shooting fantasies and take their anger and rage out on innocent, make believe video game villains. However, little do they know they will soon be the prey themselves when the cool kids emerge at Walmart to buy beer and condoms…

Iowa

Rating: 7.5/10 (27 votes cast)

Rating: +3 (from 3 votes)

48 Comments Featured Creature // Iowa // Random

10.03.

Diaper Dandy

I honestly don’t even know where to begin with this. We all know my stance on dogs in Walmart yet I typically stay calm. If you didn’t already know, I’m not a huge fan of dressing up animals either, but again I keep my cool. However, when we start putting diapers on dogs so we don’t have to clean up their shit is exactly the point where I lose my shit.

Arkansas

Rating: 7.6/10 (19 votes cast)

Rating: -3 (from 7 votes)