Turns out batshit crazy has its own language. Cue the more you know jingle.
I never fully understood goth chicks. It’s like “hey I hate society so I’m gonna be as weird and different as possible.” – Man, you got us good there. Checkered medical masks and lace leggings really showed us what’s up. Guess society should change for you now.
California & Oregon
Nothing good ever happens when you leave your child unattended in Walmart….also, kids really suck at hide-n-go-seek. No hiding skills whatsoever on display here.
California & Florida
I guess she missed that whole ‘dry off, comb your hair, brush your teeth, get dressed, eat breakfast’ stage and went straight to Walmart for some Skittles. It’s not the typical way to start a day, but I’m sure Super Bowl champ Marshawn Lynch would approve.