If you squint really hard you can see the Virgin Mary in his back hair…..Nah, I’m just kidding. There is nothing blessed about this grossness. Cover that shit up bro.
It looks as though you gave it the old college try getting back into those booty shorts, but gave up like 3/4 of the way into the struggle and decided it was close enough. So maybe more like the old college-drop-out try.
What are the odds that they remember to strap little Billy into his stroller? I say 10:1.
His life will be much more stress free once he gets that monkey off his back!…I’m sorry. That seemed way to obvious. But what was I suppose to do? He literally has a monkey on his back people!