That dude’s #Movember stache is so epic I think he may have single-handedly cured every male disease out there. Thank you for your total awesomeness.
Sometimes I think it would be nice to just go whenever and wherever. But then I think about that rubber tube going into my peehole and wince like a little bitch.
I bet you didn’t know Batman drives a pedo-van. I can see through that black and yellow paint. You aren’t fooling anyone.
This dude’s ass has a full beard. Let that sentence marinate overnight…