03.31.
You Complete Me
We got the fancy poodle and her mini me too. I feel bad for you puppies. All you want to do is chill, eat some Snausages and maybe roll around in some shit in the yard but instead they got you all dolled up for nothing. Don’t get me wrong, you’d make some best selling plush toys for kids, but since you’re not you should probably get the hell out of Walmart.
Mississippi
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The Jeankini
Got that all jean jumpsuit so you can work out & chafe at the same time!
South Carolina
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Blow Me Down
Looks like you turned the blow dryer setting all the way to Spaceballs.
Nevada
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Pork Products
There is a 100% chance you’ve got some Easter hams that you’re smuggling out of the store back there.
Iowa
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