My buddy is a shift manager at Wal-Mart. He told me that one night while walking the store, he spotted a promotions flyer lying in the middle of the floor down one aisle. He stopped and went over to pick it up. When he did, he realized someone hadn’t just randomly dropped it onto the floor…someone had taken a shit in the aisle and had used the flyer to camouflage it. I mean, who takes a dump in the middle of the aisle in a busy Wal-Mart?